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 Jul 10 2005, 01:56 AM
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 Hi, My Name is Evan  Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 153,786  |
You fellowz know some good pick up lines?
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Jul 11 2005, 04:04 AM
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my girl friend taught me this one, believe it or not. it's not exactly a pick-up line, but i thought it was funny.
you go up to a really hot girl and be like: "i bet you 20 bucks (or however much you're willing to lose) that i can make your boobs jiggle without touching them" and she'll probably think it through and figure it's harmless and, reluctantly, accept. then you grab her boob. jiggle it. declare your loss and hand her 20 bucks (or however much you offered) and run.  i'm so lame.
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V_TEK pick up lines Jul 10 2005, 01:56 AM
Lo Mein Well find the stupidest pick up line online and us... Jul 10 2005, 03:54 PM
yellowgurl QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 10 2005, 12:54 PM)Well fi... Jul 10 2005, 06:35 PM xMiZziexKiMx ^^ lol my 'brother' said use "do u ha... Jul 10 2005, 04:02 PM one_and_only QUOTE(xMiZziexKiMx @ Jul 10 2005, 2:02 PM)^^ ... Oct 17 2005, 06:12 PM its_annah The first one that comes to mind is:
" Are y... Jul 10 2005, 04:18 PM ishowernaked go up to a hottie and say did it hurt? wait till ... Jul 10 2005, 05:22 PM snak3y3z1001 o shit i forgot my line Jul 10 2005, 05:29 PM Frankie QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 10 2005, 3:54 PM)Well fin... Jul 10 2005, 06:21 PM snak3y3z1001 QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 10 2005, 7:21 PM)he asked... Jul 10 2005, 07:01 PM yanners QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 11 2005, 7:21 AM)he asked... Sep 11 2005, 06:25 AM incoherent QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 10 2005, 6:21 PM)he asked... Oct 17 2005, 07:39 PM sp3nca i dont use pick up lines...i know this really corn... Jul 10 2005, 06:51 PM celticsluvr QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jul 10 2005, 6:51 PM)i dont us... Oct 17 2005, 06:27 PM Unpredictable ive heard some cheesy ones before xP like
"C... Jul 10 2005, 06:58 PM SkaironFrenzy Um....
"If you were a booger, I'll pick ... Jul 10 2005, 07:12 PM Days Nearly Over AHEM.
Guy: Hey, do you wanna listen to some real... Jul 11 2005, 01:06 AM basick if i was your heart can i beat
or just whip it ou... Jul 11 2005, 01:51 AM WhiteLotus* "Did you just fart, 'cause you just blew ... Jul 11 2005, 02:08 AM x_angawhomps QUOTE(WhiteLotus* @ Jul 11 2005, 12:08 AM)... Jul 11 2005, 03:09 AM sadolakced acid "my mom always told me to marry for love, so ... Jul 11 2005, 03:22 AM snak3y3z1001 QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 11 2005, 5:04 AM)my girl f... Jul 11 2005, 10:02 AM SpedMonkee QUOTE(snak3y3z1001 @ Jul 11 2005, 10:02 AM)lo... Jul 11 2005, 10:27 AM Funky Buddha Just watch the movie hitch Jul 11 2005, 10:37 AM Kristinaa Yea yea, I know i shouldn't be snooping in her... Jul 11 2005, 11:16 AM GetMiNE_GetY0URS I found these funny pickup lines:
"Are you t... Jul 11 2005, 01:50 PM Lightner QUOTE(GetMiNE_GetY0URS @ Jul 11 2005, 1:50 PM... Sep 10 2005, 11:14 PM FiReFlies I know some!
Do you believe in Love at first ... Jul 11 2005, 04:57 PM tears_of_blood argh. pickup lines do NOT work but one or two did ... Jul 15 2005, 10:50 AM Hiphop d[-_-]b i know one
"hi" Jul 15 2005, 01:09 PM lexaa621 ^ probably the best so far
but some of those othe... Sep 10 2005, 08:07 PM Levy2k6 man ya all said all the good ones..
hmm... ... Sep 10 2005, 08:49 PM deus_ex_machina i don't know about you but i'd rather have... Sep 10 2005, 10:58 PM Blue-Chan Pick-up lines are hilarious!
But I only like t... Sep 11 2005, 05:55 PM WindSorcerous QUOTEWell find the stupidest pick up line online a... Sep 11 2005, 05:59 PM RiC3xBoy Nice legs, what time do they open? Sep 11 2005, 11:31 PM yanners ^ if a guy said that too me, i'd slap him. Sep 12 2005, 06:15 AM wadester241 "If you were on the McDonalds menu, you'd... Oct 15 2005, 07:27 PM i_am_me i hope you know CPR coz you're taking my breat... Oct 16 2005, 02:26 PM evanbunnell QUOTE(i_am_me @ Oct 16 2005, 2:26 PM)i hope y... Oct 17 2005, 12:59 AM super_grover08 my friend taught me this, its supposed to be like ... Oct 16 2005, 03:06 PM BrandonSaunders Pay attention because I'll only say this once.... Oct 17 2005, 02:50 AM Lightner lol ^^^ come on.. i cant read all that!!... Oct 17 2005, 03:03 PM HoodieObsessed "Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toi... Oct 17 2005, 03:05 PM Programmer wow i think brandon covered it all...for the non c... Oct 17 2005, 05:15 PM BrandonSaunders QUOTE(Programmer @ Oct 17 2005, 4:15 PM)wow i... Oct 18 2005, 06:02 AM i heart john QUOTE(Programmer @ Oct 17 2005, 5:15 PM)be fl... Oct 19 2005, 02:54 PM ___misshilton lol...these pick up lines are reallly funny, but l... Oct 18 2005, 11:30 PM Kneuklid Romance "I'm gay."
"I have kids."
... Oct 19 2005, 03:01 PM azngrl7691 lol my friend told me these just as a joke =]
did... Mar 6 2006, 10:37 PM randomness025 QUOTEtheres really no point to pick up lines...gir... Mar 12 2006, 10:34 PM nightmare4taki I go up to em and I'm like Hey lil mama you lo... Mar 15 2006, 01:26 AM pastellove_ ^ baby call me up, I wanna see waht you got in you... Mar 15 2006, 02:47 AM APPLEjuicex pick up lines are so cheesy. Mar 15 2006, 11:01 AM xnofearx "Do you like horses?" Mar 15 2006, 11:09 AM mizz_americaz i made this one up myself
can you hold this for ... Mar 15 2006, 07:03 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK I LOVE the whole alphabet thing the one with U and... Mar 15 2006, 07:05 PM mizz_americaz lol or you can be like 50 cent
"i got no pick... Mar 15 2006, 07:08 PM RiC3xBoy "Touch it" Mar 15 2006, 07:11 PM x_far_x This one is for guys only...well it works if you... Mar 15 2006, 11:40 PM x_lilvietdreamer_x oo0 you should see this clip
http://youtube.com/wa... Mar 17 2006, 12:50 AM aicilah999 haha...pretty funny pickup lines..
" Hi, how... Mar 17 2006, 07:29 PM thumb_war_thoughts im at work right now and i just had sumone use thi... Mar 17 2006, 07:37 PM DUkk Not all too sure if this one is here yet.
Guy: He... Mar 18 2006, 04:11 AM Mr Chris I dont use pick up lines, I just say what i think/... Mar 19 2006, 02:52 AM sillakilla220 yeah pick-up lines are pretty pointless thats why ... Mar 19 2006, 02:59 AM newyork__lies they call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine lo... Mar 29 2006, 11:53 AM prettylittlexscars YAY FOR CORNY PICKUP LINES.
honestly i'd say w... Mar 29 2006, 04:05 PM mickybeans I actually think pickup lines are kind of cute, no... Apr 11 2006, 08:43 PM Bobsleddin Sanka Do yah got a mirror in you're pocket mon? Cuz ... Apr 11 2006, 08:53 PM Kunta_Kinte Sistah over there ask if you think Kunta cute. Apr 11 2006, 09:02 PM priyas " hey whats up."
^^thats one. Apr 11 2006, 10:41 PM BannanaQ "if you were a booger i'd pick you"
... Apr 12 2006, 02:08 AM birdman An English Teacher's Pick Up Line. IT ACTUALLY... Apr 13 2006, 11:31 PM My Cinderella. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. Apr 14 2006, 05:47 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK QUOTE(My Cinderella. @ Apr 14 2006, 6:47 ... Apr 16 2006, 12:24 PM chaneun QUOTE(Blow_Don't_SUCK @ Apr 16 2006, 1... Apr 16 2006, 12:37 PM fathomlessdame pick up lines are dumb...even though theyre hilari... Apr 14 2006, 07:14 PM Someone_Like_You Are your parents retarded?
Cause you're specia... Apr 16 2006, 09:12 AM RiC3xBoy Are those rocket pants?.....You lucky bitch, tell ... Apr 16 2006, 11:47 AM Blow_Don't_SUCK ^Christine yes I did and I blew you away didn... Apr 16 2006, 01:14 PM Paul M. is baaack If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put yo... Apr 16 2006, 02:49 PM whenALLelsefails i usually dont use pickup lines. usually id just g... Apr 17 2006, 12:04 PM oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo Your just as hot as my mom... Apr 17 2006, 12:06 PM Paul M. is baaack BADDA BING, BABY. Apr 17 2006, 03:38 PM |
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