your friend's mom Options

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Okay.
I have a question for everybody here.
Do you have a friend whose mom you cannot stand AT ALL.?
Please share if you do.
:D

Here's my two stories. [=

So I have a friend whose mom is totally involved in her schools and everything. So she just has to volunteer for everything and she always has to be a part of every school my friend goes to.
My friend hates it. She's embarrassed to have her mom with her at school. And having her mom being involved in her school, just makes it worse.
Sure you might think this is mean. But if you met the lady. You would understand.
She looks like an oompa loompa. Hair-do and all.
She doesn't dress like a lady.
She sings her sentences instead of saying them normally.
She talks about the LAMEST things ever.
And she tries too hard.
To be honest here. The lady drives me NUTS. Sometimes I just want to yell at her and tell her how stupid and annoying/weird she is. My gosh.
So I don't blame my friend at all for not wanting to be seen in public with her mom.

Second story. [=

Okay. I have this other friend who's mom is a MAJOR Christian. I mean MAJOR. Which is okay and all. But she's a little too into it. For instance, I have family coming down to Cali where I'm at and we're going on this little ghost walk. I told my friend and her mom about it and how I was excited and then her mom starts friggen preaching to me. And making up stupid jokes saying "oh ghosts aren't real." "Wow. Those people must have been on crack if they saw that happen. !!"
PUH-LEASE LADY.
I have to deal with this supposedly "perfect" mom every tuesday and thursday thanks to cheer practice. She's my ride. So I'm thankful. But I'm not thankful when my ride makes me late just about every practice for stupid reasons.
Like one time she gave ME attitude just because we were late. And she's the one who made us late. I'm thinking. "Lady. You keep making us late because you have friggen what. Bible study to attend to before our practice?" Also. She thinks the LONGEST way to our school is the SHORTEST.
You have no idea how I feel when I'm in that car. I just want to pull my friggen hair out. You don't know how bad I just want to yell at that woman.
I can't even speak my mind or say anything when she's around because she friggen starts preaching to me. !!

Anyway. Yah. Those are mine. [=

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^ thats weird 0_o

i dont really know any of my friends moms but usually they all love me cos i act like a nice shy little girl whos a great influence. hee hee its all a charade.my friend pia says im a horrible influence.. but thats not true !!! lol pias mom LOVES me.

only thing i can really think of is larry, my ex, his mom made him break up with me because shes like.. i dont know she just made him break up with me. and whenever she sees me when im at his house she'll tell me to get out and mug me and stuff... but.. i love her son...

ooh lord. ive never admitted i love him til just now. eek. emotional moment. daaaaaamn. wow. all my friends were right.. i do love him.. *ignore this part of the post*

and his mom will be hella mean to his cousins [who larry lives with] and she'll pick up the phone if your talking and tell you to get off for no reason, or just hang up on you. and if your a certain person she wont let you talk. and she doesnt let larry go outside. she makes him stay inside and watch his little brothers and sisters, neices nephews baby cousins... only when i come over does he manage to get otuside and spend time w/ the "crew"