your friend's mom Options

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Okay.
I have a question for everybody here.
Do you have a friend whose mom you cannot stand AT ALL.?
Please share if you do.
:D

Here's my two stories. [=

So I have a friend whose mom is totally involved in her schools and everything. So she just has to volunteer for everything and she always has to be a part of every school my friend goes to.
My friend hates it. She's embarrassed to have her mom with her at school. And having her mom being involved in her school, just makes it worse.
Sure you might think this is mean. But if you met the lady. You would understand.
She looks like an oompa loompa. Hair-do and all.
She doesn't dress like a lady.
She sings her sentences instead of saying them normally.
She talks about the LAMEST things ever.
And she tries too hard.
To be honest here. The lady drives me NUTS. Sometimes I just want to yell at her and tell her how stupid and annoying/weird she is. My gosh.
So I don't blame my friend at all for not wanting to be seen in public with her mom.

Second story. [=

Okay. I have this other friend who's mom is a MAJOR Christian. I mean MAJOR. Which is okay and all. But she's a little too into it. For instance, I have family coming down to Cali where I'm at and we're going on this little ghost walk. I told my friend and her mom about it and how I was excited and then her mom starts friggen preaching to me. And making up stupid jokes saying "oh ghosts aren't real." "Wow. Those people must have been on crack if they saw that happen. !!"
PUH-LEASE LADY.
I have to deal with this supposedly "perfect" mom every tuesday and thursday thanks to cheer practice. She's my ride. So I'm thankful. But I'm not thankful when my ride makes me late just about every practice for stupid reasons.
Like one time she gave ME attitude just because we were late. And she's the one who made us late. I'm thinking. "Lady. You keep making us late because you have friggen what. Bible study to attend to before our practice?" Also. She thinks the LONGEST way to our school is the SHORTEST.
You have no idea how I feel when I'm in that car. I just want to pull my friggen hair out. You don't know how bad I just want to yell at that woman.
I can't even speak my mind or say anything when she's around because she friggen starts preaching to me. !!

Anyway. Yah. Those are mine. [=

[Kenado]

Yeah my friends mom first time I met her I thought she always wanted everything perfect, but now she's pretty cool, but here's the story anyways.

I'm at my friends house and his mom is their and it's the first time I met her and she asked all these questions do you get good grades, are you a clean person, are you roganized, so I just answered yes to all of them. Then while we were downstairs playing I accidentally knock this thing off a table and his mom got all concerned so I'm like "ok I'll clean it up" and she's like ok thank you and 1 minute later she comes over and is like "what are you doing!!!" and I'm like uhhh doing what you told me to do, and I thought my friends mom was a neat freak cus she always wanted everything perfect she's always llok at us every 2 minutes or so, but my friend told me that's how she always was when she first meets people so now I think sh'e pretty cool!!!