Clock of Lies, kind of funny |
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 Jul 1 2005, 03:04 AM
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Ok this joke might insult you if you like president bush, but it's sort of funny.
So this man dies and he goes to heaven. An angel tours him around. They walk inside a room with a lot of big clocks. However, each clock only has one hand. The man asks, "What are all these clocks doing here?" The angel replied "Everyone has their own clock stored in this room. Each time you lie, the hand moves once. Look over here, Jesus Christ's clock has never moved. That indicates he has never lied. And Abe Lincolns clock only moved twice, meaning he told 2 lies in his entire life." Then the man said, "I was looking around but i can't seem to find George W. Bushes clock." The angel said, " Oh, his clock. God took it and he's using it as his ceiling fan. |
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Jul 5 2005, 01:17 PM
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haha!!! thats like the best joke ever!
^^yeah it kinda took me a sec to get it, too! lol |
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Kameko Clock of Lies Jul 1 2005, 03:04 AM
SillyCourtney HAHAHAHA. I've heard that joke, only they used... Jul 1 2005, 11:38 AM elmogurly it was okay.. clever though! Jul 2 2005, 02:07 AM enyceXaddiction AHAHAHAHAHA Jul 2 2005, 05:43 PM Paradox of Life Lmfao. That was great. God must be nice and cool. Jul 2 2005, 06:26 PM xbr0kensmil3 LMFAO! hhhhhhahhhahahah that's hilarious. ... Jul 2 2005, 07:24 PM hiromi NICE XD that was awesome Jul 2 2005, 08:10 PM michelle_07 ok. that's a funny one. Jul 2 2005, 08:13 PM *ilalaloveyou<3* haha.
that was good. Jul 3 2005, 06:29 PM lAzN YiN YanGl That took me like 20 minutes to get...I feel stupi... Jul 4 2005, 10:25 PM FiReFlies LOL XD nice. Jul 5 2005, 06:27 PM Spiritual Winged Aura Does that means, god hated Bush ? Jul 6 2005, 03:51 AM
mipadi QUOTE(aznxboredxperson @ Jul 6 2005, 4:51 AM)... Jul 6 2005, 10:22 AM reflection lol i heard it before Jul 6 2005, 09:41 AM SuPerSoPow1025 hahahahahahha! thats a good one! lol! Jul 6 2005, 11:57 PM dao haha... god will never be hot ever again Jul 7 2005, 06:24 PM danielle_x3 rofl funny funny Jul 7 2005, 07:34 PM yellowgurl teeeheee Jul 8 2005, 03:42 AM RED_RUM lmao. i told that to my mom switiching around the ... Jul 9 2005, 07:37 PM sp3nca lmfao thats great. id never heard that before. Jul 10 2005, 07:35 PM xcaitlinx hahahahaha. good one! Jul 11 2005, 11:50 AM ..:loveee.NuTTii lmao-Bush better not die in the summer Jul 11 2005, 12:50 PM Bobblehead425 lol! Jul 11 2005, 09:14 PM gotahemmi55 yup, that was definitely stolen from the Bill Clin... Jul 12 2005, 02:32 AM |
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