ABC's Options

[Eryi]

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Okay, a boy goes to school and the teacher asks him to say/sing the abc's. He said he didn't know it and so his assignment for homework was to ask and know the alphabet by tomorrow. He goes home and asks his sister, "how does the alphabet go?" she goes, "ah, shut up!" Next he goes to his brother while his brother was watching tv and he asks, "how does the alphabet go?" He says, "batman! nananananananana, batman!" He continues and goes and asks his father, who's scrubbing the toilet, he sing, "in the toilet, in the toilet." Lastly he goes to his mom, who's baking buns and asks, "can you tell me how the alphabet goes?" and she replies with, "Ding! My buns are ready!"
So the next day he goes to school and the teacher asks him, "Sing the alphabet." The boy goes, 'ah, shut up'. The teachers in shock and asks, 'do you know who i am?' The little boy joyfully sings, 'batman! nananananananana, batman!' The teacher drags him to the principles office and he asks, "where do you live?" The kid goes, "in the toilet, in the the toilet." The teacher and the principle has had enough and asked, "Are you asking for a spanking?" And the boy says, "DING! My buns are ready!"

I may have made multiple mistakes on the story, but the way i was told this story went like this. I'd like to know how you were told about this story.

[ANG33ZY]

haha. well put together.