If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do? |
 Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
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 oh look its emily!  Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226  |
If you could do ANYTHING with Jessica Simpson what would you do?
I would spend the night with her and umm slap "chicken of the sea" on her and say you know what it is now?!?!?!? |
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Jul 2 2005, 05:38 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
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Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You would duct tape her. But but but what if her hubby finds out that she's missing and looks out for her? Where you let her go? Hehe... oh and what if she complains that her nails are getting dry and weird that she needs to get it cut or like she annoys you. Will you let her go too? lol that would be funny if she worries about her body than her health LOL |
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x tuned If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson... Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
bRoKeNxALoNE _I would make her not whisper and sing at the same... Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(bRoKeNxALoNE @ Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM)_I... Jun 30 2005, 11:11 PM Azarel -> Entertainment.
Uh. Talk to her like she... Jun 30 2005, 10:25 PM helllla jankyyyy Just hang-out with her I guess. Get pictures. =) Jun 30 2005, 10:28 PM xcaitlinx stab her when shes not looking....duh.
jus... Jun 30 2005, 10:33 PM xquizit Shopping and have her buy me everything. Jun 30 2005, 10:35 PM beautifuls0ul_x3 ask her if it's really chicken or tuna...
or... Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM [Scr3amin][Horror] QUOTEShopping and have her buy me everything.
Also... Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM x tuned ^lol. after that happened she did advertising for ... Jun 30 2005, 10:49 PM ichiban id talk to her about .. whatever. i dont know, im ... Jun 30 2005, 10:59 PM emazing I would get her autograph and take pictures with h... Jun 30 2005, 11:08 PM xnofearx Probably just have fun with her.....
NOT LIKE THA... Jun 30 2005, 11:12 PM stephinika just talk with her and whatnot. see what she's... Jun 30 2005, 11:17 PM KMFDM_MDFMK I would make her my concubine and beat her for mak... Jun 30 2005, 11:19 PM wayne i would kobe bryant her.
- B Seezy Jun 30 2005, 11:32 PM wind&fire QUOTE(wayne @ Jul 1 2005, 2:32 PM)i would kob... Jul 1 2005, 01:17 AM lolita kitty ^ ROFL.
id get a signed autograph and sell it on e... Jun 30 2005, 11:46 PM teeners__15 shopping... and the whole time i'll act ditzy ... Jul 1 2005, 01:27 AM Frankie probably just talk to her. she seems nice. x] Jul 1 2005, 01:28 AM Im So Vain slap her
naw j/p im not that evil, but i gu... Jul 1 2005, 01:42 AM starlette I would strangle her and slowly watch the air seep... Jul 1 2005, 01:48 AM 1--GIRL bitchslap her Jul 1 2005, 04:05 AM paul murphy RE: If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson... Jul 1 2005, 08:12 AM Kraazy Kiddo QUOTE(paul murphy @ Jul 1 2005, 6:12 AM) ... Aug 20 2006, 09:07 PM mzkandi Make her give me all her money. Jul 1 2005, 09:01 AM simx QUOTE(mzkandi @ Jul 1 2005, 9:01 AM) Make... Aug 21 2006, 05:16 AM sm0kinm0nky I'd hump her and take all her money and take ... Jul 1 2005, 09:05 AM paul murphy QUOTE(sm0kinm0nky @ Jul 1 2005, 9:05 AM)I... Jul 1 2005, 09:06 AM reflection ask her if she's really that dumb Jul 1 2005, 10:21 AM jooleeah Hang out with her.
Damn, you guys are mean. Jul 1 2005, 11:38 AM Kenado take all her stuff then sell it on ebay! Jul 1 2005, 11:39 AM danielle_x3 I'd ask her for a supply of Proactiv. Jul 1 2005, 11:53 AM FilipinoFaShow other guys probly said they would do her, but i wo... Jul 1 2005, 12:33 PM Shortiiex take pictures and go shopping then go to School Jul 1 2005, 09:37 PM enyceXaddiction hangout with her SHOPPING. take pictures and you k... Jul 1 2005, 09:41 PM jr0h just hang out... talk to her...
have her hook me... Jul 2 2005, 04:35 AM angel-roh Bring Ashlee Simpson and maybe talk about music an... Jul 2 2005, 05:24 AM KMFDM_MDFMK I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her. Not ... Jul 2 2005, 05:36 AM medicalxinjektion QUOTE(KMFDM_MDFMK @ Jul 2 2005, 6:36 AM) ... Aug 20 2006, 08:46 PM KMFDM_MDFMK QUOTE(angel-roh @ Jul 2 2005, 6:38 AM)^
... Jul 2 2005, 05:42 AM 11x11 shes soo pretttyyyyy Jul 2 2005, 06:28 PM i heart john May I ask why Jessica Simpson, particularly? Jul 2 2005, 08:41 PM glit_gal go shopping and have her pay for everything Jul 2 2005, 09:26 PM otownkid Make her watch as I bang the shit out of her siste... Aug 19 2006, 10:52 AM satch I am a guy what do you think?? Aug 19 2006, 11:11 AM cassjamminx ^ hahah.
have her take me on a shopping spree. woo... Aug 19 2006, 12:16 PM My Cinderella. take pictures. Aug 19 2006, 03:10 PM kayceeisms Shop with her. (: Aug 20 2006, 07:51 PM i heart john I would take her to the roller skating rink and fo... Aug 20 2006, 08:42 PM Love-sucks Tell her to take me shopping and make her pay for ... Aug 20 2006, 08:49 PM The E-Man Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of h... Aug 20 2006, 08:52 PM yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(The E-Man @ Aug 20 2006, 5:52 ... Aug 20 2006, 10:05 PM ANGEEZY. Shopping Aug 20 2006, 09:00 PM skt Read her a book.
"So uh, losing nick lachey,... Aug 20 2006, 09:12 PM jh008 i get her to pay me to take explicit pictures of h... Aug 20 2006, 09:16 PM xlilaznchickx i'll talk to her like ask questions and stuff.... Aug 20 2006, 09:20 PM Ralph501 lolz.
Let her do stoopid things and I watch ... Aug 21 2006, 12:08 AM The E-Man Buy her a fish and tell her to hold her breath und... Aug 21 2006, 12:15 AM Rose-A-Lee Ian...you crack me up.
hmm i dunno. sing karaoke... Aug 21 2006, 04:09 AM |
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