If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do? |
 Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
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 oh look its emily!  Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226  |
If you could do ANYTHING with Jessica Simpson what would you do?
I would spend the night with her and umm slap "chicken of the sea" on her and say you know what it is now?!?!?!? |
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Jul 1 2005, 01:48 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
I would strangle her and slowly watch the air seep out of her lungs. Funny, I live in her hometown. I might be able to work it out. SHe comes and visits her old high school. Anyone care to join me?
LoL. This topic is rediculous. As much as I may not be able to stand her, she is not an object that you can just think about doing whatever you want. Some of you are gross. I hate her, but I respect her. Even tho, if she gave me a good reason, I'd TRY to kill her. Or at least make her look bad.  But seriously. Since shes obviously a moron, I would brainwash her into quitting her carreer as a singer, and make her make me famous instead. Yes. That is what I would do.
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x tuned If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson... Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
bRoKeNxALoNE _I would make her not whisper and sing at the same... Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(bRoKeNxALoNE @ Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM)_I... Jun 30 2005, 11:11 PM Azarel -> Entertainment.
Uh. Talk to her like she... Jun 30 2005, 10:25 PM helllla jankyyyy Just hang-out with her I guess. Get pictures. =) Jun 30 2005, 10:28 PM xcaitlinx stab her when shes not looking....duh.
jus... Jun 30 2005, 10:33 PM xquizit Shopping and have her buy me everything. Jun 30 2005, 10:35 PM beautifuls0ul_x3 ask her if it's really chicken or tuna...
or... Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM [Scr3amin][Horror] QUOTEShopping and have her buy me everything.
Also... Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM x tuned ^lol. after that happened she did advertising for ... Jun 30 2005, 10:49 PM ichiban id talk to her about .. whatever. i dont know, im ... Jun 30 2005, 10:59 PM emazing I would get her autograph and take pictures with h... Jun 30 2005, 11:08 PM xnofearx Probably just have fun with her.....
NOT LIKE THA... Jun 30 2005, 11:12 PM stephinika just talk with her and whatnot. see what she's... Jun 30 2005, 11:17 PM KMFDM_MDFMK I would make her my concubine and beat her for mak... Jun 30 2005, 11:19 PM wayne i would kobe bryant her.
- B Seezy Jun 30 2005, 11:32 PM wind&fire QUOTE(wayne @ Jul 1 2005, 2:32 PM)i would kob... Jul 1 2005, 01:17 AM lolita kitty ^ ROFL.
id get a signed autograph and sell it on e... Jun 30 2005, 11:46 PM teeners__15 shopping... and the whole time i'll act ditzy ... Jul 1 2005, 01:27 AM Frankie probably just talk to her. she seems nice. x] Jul 1 2005, 01:28 AM Im So Vain slap her
naw j/p im not that evil, but i gu... Jul 1 2005, 01:42 AM 1--GIRL bitchslap her Jul 1 2005, 04:05 AM paul murphy RE: If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson... Jul 1 2005, 08:12 AM Kraazy Kiddo QUOTE(paul murphy @ Jul 1 2005, 6:12 AM) ... Aug 20 2006, 09:07 PM mzkandi Make her give me all her money. Jul 1 2005, 09:01 AM simx QUOTE(mzkandi @ Jul 1 2005, 9:01 AM) Make... Aug 21 2006, 05:16 AM sm0kinm0nky I'd hump her and take all her money and take ... Jul 1 2005, 09:05 AM paul murphy QUOTE(sm0kinm0nky @ Jul 1 2005, 9:05 AM)I... Jul 1 2005, 09:06 AM reflection ask her if she's really that dumb Jul 1 2005, 10:21 AM jooleeah Hang out with her.
Damn, you guys are mean. Jul 1 2005, 11:38 AM Kenado take all her stuff then sell it on ebay! Jul 1 2005, 11:39 AM danielle_x3 I'd ask her for a supply of Proactiv. Jul 1 2005, 11:53 AM FilipinoFaShow other guys probly said they would do her, but i wo... Jul 1 2005, 12:33 PM Shortiiex take pictures and go shopping then go to School Jul 1 2005, 09:37 PM enyceXaddiction hangout with her SHOPPING. take pictures and you k... Jul 1 2005, 09:41 PM jr0h just hang out... talk to her...
have her hook me... Jul 2 2005, 04:35 AM angel-roh Bring Ashlee Simpson and maybe talk about music an... Jul 2 2005, 05:24 AM KMFDM_MDFMK I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her. Not ... Jul 2 2005, 05:36 AM medicalxinjektion QUOTE(KMFDM_MDFMK @ Jul 2 2005, 6:36 AM) ... Aug 20 2006, 08:46 PM angel-roh ^
Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You w... Jul 2 2005, 05:38 AM KMFDM_MDFMK QUOTE(angel-roh @ Jul 2 2005, 6:38 AM)^
... Jul 2 2005, 05:42 AM 11x11 shes soo pretttyyyyy Jul 2 2005, 06:28 PM i heart john May I ask why Jessica Simpson, particularly? Jul 2 2005, 08:41 PM glit_gal go shopping and have her pay for everything Jul 2 2005, 09:26 PM otownkid Make her watch as I bang the shit out of her siste... Aug 19 2006, 10:52 AM satch I am a guy what do you think?? Aug 19 2006, 11:11 AM cassjamminx ^ hahah.
have her take me on a shopping spree. woo... Aug 19 2006, 12:16 PM My Cinderella. take pictures. Aug 19 2006, 03:10 PM kayceeisms Shop with her. (: Aug 20 2006, 07:51 PM i heart john I would take her to the roller skating rink and fo... Aug 20 2006, 08:42 PM Love-sucks Tell her to take me shopping and make her pay for ... Aug 20 2006, 08:49 PM The E-Man Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of h... Aug 20 2006, 08:52 PM yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(The E-Man @ Aug 20 2006, 5:52 ... Aug 20 2006, 10:05 PM ANGEEZY. Shopping Aug 20 2006, 09:00 PM skt Read her a book.
"So uh, losing nick lachey,... Aug 20 2006, 09:12 PM jh008 i get her to pay me to take explicit pictures of h... Aug 20 2006, 09:16 PM xlilaznchickx i'll talk to her like ask questions and stuff.... Aug 20 2006, 09:20 PM Ralph501 lolz.
Let her do stoopid things and I watch ... Aug 21 2006, 12:08 AM The E-Man Buy her a fish and tell her to hold her breath und... Aug 21 2006, 12:15 AM Rose-A-Lee Ian...you crack me up.
hmm i dunno. sing karaoke... Aug 21 2006, 04:09 AM |
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