The cB-er's Guide to Sexual Slang Options

[*not_your_average*]

I've seen too many "omg lyk wut iz oral/anal/sex" topics around here, and frankly I'm sick of it. So I have created "The cB-er's Guide to Sexual Slang." It is the complete guide to all of your questions about sexual slang. I will update if anybody contributes to this topic. If we ever have a sex forum (which is also one of the reasons I'm making this guide, ) then we can move the guide there.

EDIT: Some people were a bit uncomfortable about the definitons in here. So I'm editing it so that those people will feel better.

Let's start with the different kinds of sex: (all definitions from urbandictionary.com)

Sexual Intercourse:
1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina.
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.

Often used for procreation.

Oral Sex:
When the mouth is used as the main source for um, sexual pleasure-giving. Yeahh...

-69: Simultaneous oral sex.

Anal Sex:
The male's erect penis inside of the woman's butthole. 'Nuff said. Also known as 33.
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Bases: We've all heard about the bases, haven't we? If you're too lazy to read from here, try this link. But, if you would like a more in-depth explanation, look here:

First Base: The first step in a sexual relationship involving making out or french kissing.

-French Kissing: Putting your tongue in your partner's mouth during kissing or vice versa.

Second Base: One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

Third Base: The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl.

-Blow Job: Oral stimulation of the penis. (also known as fellatio.)

-Hand Job: Stimulation of the penis with the hand(s).

-Giving head: Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva. (also known as cunnilingus)

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Fourth Base: Final act of sexual intercourse. Also known as home run, score, grand slam... well, you get the point.
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Masturbation: The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.


It's not as long as it seems. So, um, enjoy...

Source of Definitions:
www.urbandictionary.com
www.dictionary.com

For More Information:
www.google.com (You can google the definitions.)

This post has been edited by xquizit: Jul 15 2005, 10:26 PM

[maia_dc]

;giving in to the hand police

LMAO.

Ahahaha never heard that one before. I heard "tugging the cyclops" though...