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[sk8ter4life750]

Why is bread square and sandwich meat is round? God I get bored in Summer.

[CrazayChristian]

Answer to bread/ ham:

Once upon a time, there was a queen. She was very mean and very much a brat. She got her way or you lost your head.
One day, a chef was hired by the queen against his will. She asked him to make her a dish and wash her gloves. Well, the chef had known her favorite meal was a special salad blend of ham, lettuce, tomato, and cheese. He began preparing the salad, and went after every detail. He mixed it perfectly and he made it into the most beautiful salad you had ever seen. As he finished the salad, he decided to take the salad to the queen. But he remembered the gloves, HE NEVER WASHED THEM. He ran around frantically and saw te filth they were covered in. "I COULD NEVER DO THIS IN TIME" he thought. He looked for the goo silverware "maybe she can use a fine utensil" but those had been taken by the mold of the drawers. The Chef had to think quick, for the queen called for her meal. He did all he could do, he took the ham, the cheese, the lettuce and two slices of bread and put them together. He cut the ham to fit the bread, square. He made the chese likewise."Maybe she can eat this with her hands and not get dirty.."
He took the dish to the queen and she looked at it questionably "What is this?" she said. The chef thought for a moment and used his last name "A sandwhich your grace. You can eat it with your hands, and not mess up that fine attire."
The queen picked it up and ate it. She was astouded "This is great!" she said excitedly, but then she began to choke. The chef didn't know what to do, he called for guards, who immediately helped remove the clogging. The queen was so embarassed at being caught and seen as weak, so she made an excuse. "What did you put on here?" The chef was clueless. She opened the bread and saw SQUARE HAM. She threw it in fake fear "AHH HEATHEN HAM! HEATHEN HAM!" she yelled. "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" the chef didn't stand a chance.

And from then on, by royal decree, all ham must be circulare and not square ina heathen way.

But the ham laws of 1976 broke that and ham was free to be square again. But people already had circular ham cutters and were to lazy to change them.

The ass question:

They arn't square, because then plastic surgeons would have to charge more for certain products. Therefore, by natural selection, peoples asses are round, because ones that are square have to pay more to make them bigger or smaller.