Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
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![]() L!ckitySplit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 ![]() |
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room. ![]() mom: Evan,Take out the- ![]() me: ![]() mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: ![]() mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it ![]() me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me: ![]() dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad? ![]() dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, ![]() that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. ![]() |
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![]() The Texan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 ![]() |
It's a compliment
![]() That, and it was a damn funny story. |
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