Parents..., say the darnest things |
 Jun 24 2005, 05:25 PM
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What are some of the weirdest things your parents have ever said?
Lol, today I asked my mom, "Did you cut your hair?" Mom: "No, why?" Me: "It looks different." Mom: "That's 'cause I vaccuumed it." Me: "..WHAT?!" Mom: "Oh no wait! What is that thing..you do?" Me: "..blowdry?" Mom: "Yeah, that!" Me: *Literally falls off of bed laughing.* Mom: "That's not funny." Me: "Haha, yeah it is." |
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Jun 25 2005, 08:55 PM
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HAHAHH! All of these are amazingly funny.
Last Thanksgiving me and my mom were watching the Macy's Day Parade and there were little pigs walking in front of the marching bands.. so I asked. Me: Mom, how do they train the pigs to walk on a leash? Mom: I don't know. I guess they ask them to. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Mom: The marching band.. It was soooo funny. Maybe you had to be there. And yesterday my dad comes downstairs and goes "PEACE UP, A TOWN DOWN." |
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pure_potential89 Parents... Jun 24 2005, 05:25 PM
sandy_lumpy_shore lol is vacumed like sucking in and blow dryer blow... Jun 24 2005, 05:27 PM xx angelbabu xx i was driving and my dad was sitting next to me (i... Jun 24 2005, 05:34 PM
slipper QUOTE(xx angelbabu xx @ Jun 24 2005, 12:34 PM... Jun 24 2005, 06:01 PM MrDolphin QUOTE(xx angelbabu xx @ Jun 24 2005, 5:34 PM)... Jun 25 2005, 09:46 AM
L!ckitySplit QUOTE(xx angelbabu xx @ Jun 24 2005, 6:34 PM)... Jun 27 2005, 10:05 PM iheartsimba When I was 12...my mom asked me if I was a lesbian... Jun 24 2005, 05:36 PM jooleeah QUOTE(iheartsimba @ Jun 24 2005, 6:36 PM)When... Jun 24 2005, 11:15 PM helllla jankyyyy QUOTE(iheartsimba @ Jun 24 2005, 5:36 PM)When... Jun 27 2005, 09:57 PM Frankie my dad thought i was like 17 or somewhere around t... Jun 24 2005, 05:40 PM x____duckii QUOTE(Frankie @ Jun 24 2005, 6:40 PM)my dad t... Jun 24 2005, 06:03 PM Frankie oh yeah...and whenever my mom REALLY likes somethi... Jun 24 2005, 06:04 PM x____duckii ^ That's very noise of you. Jun 24 2005, 06:17 PM Days Nearly Over *sigh*
Me: Do you have a pen I can use?
Mom: ... ... Jun 24 2005, 06:26 PM ROARxD me and my dad are in the car. he gets mad really e... Jun 24 2005, 06:38 PM enyceXaddiction my parents are so dull. sometime i wish i can have... Jun 24 2005, 07:57 PM jeSs1cA QUOTE(enyceXaddiction @ Jun 24 2005, 7:57 PM)... Aug 3 2005, 06:55 PM angel-roh Me: Oma. what do you want?
Mom: I want a f*ck.
Me:... Jun 24 2005, 10:57 PM Paradox of Life I got my ear pierced twice and I have to keep an e... Jun 24 2005, 11:02 PM i heart john Yes, us parents are quite the bunch. Jun 24 2005, 11:02 PM frenchaddict88 lol my dad pronounces things in the FUNNIEST ways.... Jun 25 2005, 12:56 AM Spiritual Winged Aura MOM: " nee stop it ah " <--chinese di... Jun 25 2005, 04:08 AM toodlepops. God, I don't really remember. I'll edit th... Jun 25 2005, 05:18 AM Weird addiction mom: Sandra, give me a bottle of sperm
me: WHAT?
m... Jun 25 2005, 05:37 AM Kathleen QUOTEYes, us parents are quite the bunch.
Aw, but ... Jun 25 2005, 07:48 AM mzkandi My mom once said to me and my brother
"Come i... Jun 25 2005, 02:11 PM snak3y3z1001 For some reason everytime i have this convo with ... Jun 25 2005, 02:47 PM paul murphy Dad: What did Mrs. Doran say?
Me: Nothin much
Dad:... Jun 25 2005, 02:53 PM ChasingLife87 This wasn't my mom, but my close friend's ... Jun 25 2005, 04:02 PM Melissad1016 lol. that's pretty funny! your mom must ... Jun 25 2005, 06:51 PM tainted_angel QUOTE(pure_potential89 @ Jun 24 2005, 3:25 PM... Jun 25 2005, 07:05 PM [4]eternity LMAO i vaccumed it... i don't really know what... Jun 25 2005, 10:01 PM xenosaga ^ same here, "I vaccumed it", gosh paren... Jun 25 2005, 10:13 PM xx angelbabu xx oye.. i have another one.. haha.. i was trying to ... Jun 26 2005, 07:12 AM soulless727 purple ponies (self deleted 12/30/06) Jun 26 2005, 07:32 AM Janolam Just cause they can't speak english that well.... Jun 26 2005, 10:42 AM not_your_average Me: Mom, have you seen my cell phone?
Mom:....
Me:... Jun 26 2005, 12:32 PM x_o my parents are fobs too.
it's not like they s... Jun 26 2005, 02:06 PM Szeh Lol, my mom mistakens some words too. Jun 26 2005, 02:17 PM PrincessDani91 My sister asked my mom how come she wasn't eat... Jun 26 2005, 05:08 PM K!$$ ^ HAHAHHAHAHAA that was hilarious!! Perve... Jun 27 2005, 09:40 PM sk8ter4life750 If I was to listin to my mom I would get dumber...... Jun 27 2005, 09:53 PM ApocalypseAelis "Is it pronounced 'peanut' or 'pe... Jun 27 2005, 10:01 PM incoherent me: dad i heard on a commercial for the news that ... Aug 3 2005, 03:50 PM lyin_in_wait my family were out to eat and my dad works with th... Aug 3 2005, 03:59 PM salcha Me: (picks up a food item labeled $4.99) Mom,... Aug 3 2005, 04:07 PM `SWTWiNKLE3YES this happened two days ago, we bought some food fr... Aug 3 2005, 04:24 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b mom : yo ucant wear tampos, you'll lose your v... Aug 3 2005, 05:29 PM nyctophiliac QUOTE(hiphop junkie @ Aug 3 2005, 5:29 PM)mom... Aug 3 2005, 05:34 PM bRoKeNxALoNE Well. It's usually my dad who says the "d... Aug 3 2005, 05:41 PM eli5e haha ..hmm i always have awkward moments w/ my mom... Aug 3 2005, 09:18 PM ichigofan OK this is what happened::
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I wa... Aug 3 2005, 09:46 PM RupertGrintluvr15 My mom says the stupidest things sometimes...
Me.... Aug 5 2005, 12:54 PM maia_dc *family watching a movie*
Mom: ...why do they call... Aug 5 2005, 12:57 PM Angel_Cece haha my dad always tells me how im fat like a gras... Aug 5 2005, 12:57 PM |
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