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[nothingless]

me = yellowsnow2055
men= my boyfriend matt
10:30 am


MenAgainstPigeon: my stomach feels much better now
yellowsnow2055: mine feels crappy. i haven't eaten yet.
MenAgainstPigeon: that sucks. my damn stomach kept me up all night
yellowsnow2055: maybe you just need a tube up the anus. a good ole colonic.
MenAgainstPigeon: yeah right
yellowsnow2055: hahaha
MenAgainstPigeon: gross
MenAgainstPigeon: gah... i just drank some chocolate milk, and now my stomach is feeling like i'm going to be sick again
yellowsnow2055: milk is so evil.
MenAgainstPigeon: yeah... bleh
yellowsnow2055: oh ok
yellowsnow2055: did you take any medicine for your stomach atleast?
MenAgainstPigeon: no.
yellowsnow2055: dang it is cold. :-(
MenAgainstPigeon: yeah. my basement was freezing all night
yellowsnow2055: my gorilla nipples are going to fall off
MenAgainstPigeon: lovely image. orangutan titties.... woo
yellowsnow2055: haha

[Miss Criss]

Quario1313: sooo...what are you wearing?
Criss the Geek: Haha, PJ pants
Quario1313: I am wearing nothing
Criss the Geek: Oooh
Criss the Geek: lol
Quario1313: It's-a bit drafty
Criss the Geek: Yes?
Criss the Geek: I bet so
Quario1313: Sooo........what are you wearin again?
Criss the Geek: Haha, nothing if you want me to say that...;-)
Quario1313: OOOOOH I think we have something in common
Quario1313: we are both nudists
Criss the Geek: HUZZAH!
Quario1313: I like to look at my bare man-titties
Criss the Geek: Yes, yes, me too.
Criss the Geek: That is, look at yours
Criss the Geek: Not mine, lol
Quario1313: you have man-titties?
Quario1313: ohhhh
Quario1313: I wish I had real lady titties
Quario1313: so I could look at them
Criss the Geek: lol
Quario1313: and chew on the mints
Criss the Geek: Would you touch them if you had some? lol
Quario1313: oh yes
Quario1313: and I would milk a cow
Criss the Geek: And grope them? lol
Quario1313: with my titties
Quario1313: how do you grope a titty?
Criss the Geek: You'd sit in front of the mirror, groping them and masterbating, eh? T'is good thing yOu don't have any boobies, ha ha
Criss the Geek: How?
Criss the Geek: lol
Quario1313: yes, how?
Quario1313: oooh thisll be good
Criss the Geek: What a loser you are. Ask Destani. ;-)
Quario1313: does she konw how to grope my titties?
Criss the Geek: Yes, yes she does
Quario1313: She's a professional groper
Criss the Geek: Yes she is
Quario1313: Heeeeey, I bet the G in PMS stands for groping!
Criss the Geek: You bet it does!!!
Quario1313: I am touching myself want to help me?
Criss the Geek: Ooooh, yes.
Criss the Geek: That's hot.
Quario1313: You can hold my tea bag
Criss the Geek: Hey, Nathan-- I'm a drum; bang me.
Criss the Geek: Bang me hard!
Quario1313: ok, where's my stick?
Quario1313: I think I left it in my pants
Criss the Geek: You have to find it yourself
Criss the Geek: When you find it, pull it out and bang me!
Quario1313: I have a whole drum set back at my place, baby!
Criss the Geek: *drools*
Quario1313: cymbols and everything
Quario1313: Even bass, so I can do it with my foot
Criss the Geek: I bet you can ;-)
Quario1313: I'll have to find my other stick, though
Quario1313: Oh here it is
Criss the Geek: You found it?
Criss the Geek: Now bang me hard!
Quario1313: Yea: wouldn't you know it, it was also in my pants!
Quario1313: Now, I will bang you!
Quario1313: Stomp to my beat!
Criss the Geek: Harder, harder, HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Criss the Geek: Bang me harder!!!!!!!
Quario1313: Oh NO, I got my stick stuck in you
Quario1313: hold on *pulls it out*
Criss the Geek: No, no, no!!
Criss the Geek: Leave it!
Quario1313: Bad drum, bad! *spanks*
Criss the Geek: You're not done banging me yet!
Quario1313: Hold on, here comes the 64th notes!
Criss the Geek: Ooh, you're fast!!!
Criss the Geek: You're fast when you bang..;-)
Quario1313: I think I'll need another stick if I need to do it that fast
Criss the Geek: You need two sticks?
Quario1313: No,3. I already have 2
Quario1313: I'm banging you with 2
Criss the Geek: Ah, I see.
Criss the Geek: How will you manage to bang me with THREE?
Quario1313: Oh, I broke one of my sticks!
Criss the Geek: It'll be hard and definitely different
Quario1313: Oh, I'll figure out a way
Criss the Geek: If you know what I mean
Quario1313: Find me a balloon-type thing to put my stick in, so I don't break it again
Criss the Geek: *searches frantically*
Criss the Geek: Oooh, Destani says she lend you her baloon-type thing
Quario1313: oooh oooh while she's there, ask her how I do that thing that starts with G
Quario1313: grope!
Criss the Geek: It's a forbidden secret, she says.
Quario1313: it's all right, now drum roll!
Criss the Geek: You have to bang her too to find out
Quario1313: I can bang both drums with my 2 sticks at the same time
Quario1313: watch!
Criss the Geek: You're good ;-)
Quario1313: Oh GOD I love to bang you!
Criss the Geek: I'm glad you're my prom date ;-) We'll have fun with you banging me, you sexy-stick, you.
Quario1313: After prom, I can bring you home, and I can bang you with the other prople I'll bring home
Criss the Geek: Haha, sounds fun to me.





*giggles* Criss is bad.