Parents..., say the darnest things Options

[pure_potential89]

What are some of the weirdest things your parents have ever said?

Lol, today I asked my mom, "Did you cut your hair?"
Mom: "No, why?"
Me: "It looks different."
Mom: "That's 'cause I vaccuumed it."
Me: "..WHAT?!"
Mom: "Oh no wait! What is that thing..you do?"
Me: "..blowdry?"
Mom: "Yeah, that!"
Me: *Literally falls off of bed laughing.*
Mom: "That's not funny."
Me: "Haha, yeah it is."

[*Kathleen*]

Yes, us parents are quite the bunch.

Aw, but you're a cool female parental unit.

Me: Do you have a pen I can use?
Mom: ... what?
Me: Do you have a pen I can use?
Mom: Oh.. no.. we don't have pineapple juice.

HAHA. Yeah, my parents do that. It's funny.

i was driving and my dad was sitting next to me (i only have my permit).. anyways, i was trying to change lanes but this guy driving a lexus makes a turn from the opposite side of the road and tries to come into my lane.. we were about an inch from hitting each other so i turned the steering wheel the other way and went back into the lane i was in before...

this whole convo was in korean..

dad: ahh look at that crazy person! drive up next to him i want to curse him out!
me: dad.. how? you don't know how to speak english..
dad: yes i do! look.. i know this word.... PUCK! (he said that in english lol he was trying to say f***)
me: where the hell did you learn that from?!
dad: shifty.gif

That's funny; my mom can't pronounce it right, either. But chyeah, I love when my mom talks about her gay friend, and constantly calls him a 'her,' and so I tell her, and she's like, "I'm not calling her a girl!" So I just shake my head and...yeah...just shut up.