Parents..., say the darnest things |
 Jun 24 2005, 05:25 PM
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What are some of the weirdest things your parents have ever said?
Lol, today I asked my mom, "Did you cut your hair?" Mom: "No, why?" Me: "It looks different." Mom: "That's 'cause I vaccuumed it." Me: "..WHAT?!" Mom: "Oh no wait! What is that thing..you do?" Me: "..blowdry?" Mom: "Yeah, that!" Me: *Literally falls off of bed laughing.* Mom: "That's not funny." Me: "Haha, yeah it is." |
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Jun 25 2005, 05:37 AM
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mom: Sandra, give me a bottle of sperm
me: WHAT? mom: give me a bottle of coke me: you said sperm mom: what? i said coke you fool me: no, you said sperm mom: go to your room!! I don't know if she actually said it or i missunderstood what she said, god i was pretty sure she said sperm, now i'm confused 
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pure_potential89 Parents... Jun 24 2005, 05:25 PM
sandy_lumpy_shore lol is vacumed like sucking in and blow dryer blow... Jun 24 2005, 05:27 PM xx angelbabu xx i was driving and my dad was sitting next to me (i... Jun 24 2005, 05:34 PM
slipper QUOTE(xx angelbabu xx @ Jun 24 2005, 12:34 PM... Jun 24 2005, 06:01 PM MrDolphin QUOTE(xx angelbabu xx @ Jun 24 2005, 5:34 PM)... Jun 25 2005, 09:46 AM
L!ckitySplit QUOTE(xx angelbabu xx @ Jun 24 2005, 6:34 PM)... Jun 27 2005, 10:05 PM iheartsimba When I was 12...my mom asked me if I was a lesbian... Jun 24 2005, 05:36 PM jooleeah QUOTE(iheartsimba @ Jun 24 2005, 6:36 PM)When... Jun 24 2005, 11:15 PM helllla jankyyyy QUOTE(iheartsimba @ Jun 24 2005, 5:36 PM)When... Jun 27 2005, 09:57 PM Frankie my dad thought i was like 17 or somewhere around t... Jun 24 2005, 05:40 PM x____duckii QUOTE(Frankie @ Jun 24 2005, 6:40 PM)my dad t... Jun 24 2005, 06:03 PM Frankie oh yeah...and whenever my mom REALLY likes somethi... Jun 24 2005, 06:04 PM x____duckii ^ That's very noise of you. Jun 24 2005, 06:17 PM Days Nearly Over *sigh*
Me: Do you have a pen I can use?
Mom: ... ... Jun 24 2005, 06:26 PM ROARxD me and my dad are in the car. he gets mad really e... Jun 24 2005, 06:38 PM enyceXaddiction my parents are so dull. sometime i wish i can have... Jun 24 2005, 07:57 PM jeSs1cA QUOTE(enyceXaddiction @ Jun 24 2005, 7:57 PM)... Aug 3 2005, 06:55 PM angel-roh Me: Oma. what do you want?
Mom: I want a f*ck.
Me:... Jun 24 2005, 10:57 PM Paradox of Life I got my ear pierced twice and I have to keep an e... Jun 24 2005, 11:02 PM i heart john Yes, us parents are quite the bunch. Jun 24 2005, 11:02 PM frenchaddict88 lol my dad pronounces things in the FUNNIEST ways.... Jun 25 2005, 12:56 AM Spiritual Winged Aura MOM: " nee stop it ah " <--chinese di... Jun 25 2005, 04:08 AM toodlepops. God, I don't really remember. I'll edit th... Jun 25 2005, 05:18 AM Kathleen QUOTEYes, us parents are quite the bunch.
Aw, but ... Jun 25 2005, 07:48 AM mzkandi My mom once said to me and my brother
"Come i... Jun 25 2005, 02:11 PM snak3y3z1001 For some reason everytime i have this convo with ... Jun 25 2005, 02:47 PM paul murphy Dad: What did Mrs. Doran say?
Me: Nothin much
Dad:... Jun 25 2005, 02:53 PM ChasingLife87 This wasn't my mom, but my close friend's ... Jun 25 2005, 04:02 PM Melissad1016 lol. that's pretty funny! your mom must ... Jun 25 2005, 06:51 PM tainted_angel QUOTE(pure_potential89 @ Jun 24 2005, 3:25 PM... Jun 25 2005, 07:05 PM lilliannnn HAHAHH! All of these are amazingly funny.
Las... Jun 25 2005, 08:55 PM [4]eternity LMAO i vaccumed it... i don't really know what... Jun 25 2005, 10:01 PM xenosaga ^ same here, "I vaccumed it", gosh paren... Jun 25 2005, 10:13 PM xx angelbabu xx oye.. i have another one.. haha.. i was trying to ... Jun 26 2005, 07:12 AM soulless727 purple ponies (self deleted 12/30/06) Jun 26 2005, 07:32 AM Janolam Just cause they can't speak english that well.... Jun 26 2005, 10:42 AM not_your_average Me: Mom, have you seen my cell phone?
Mom:....
Me:... Jun 26 2005, 12:32 PM x_o my parents are fobs too.
it's not like they s... Jun 26 2005, 02:06 PM Szeh Lol, my mom mistakens some words too. Jun 26 2005, 02:17 PM PrincessDani91 My sister asked my mom how come she wasn't eat... Jun 26 2005, 05:08 PM K!$$ ^ HAHAHHAHAHAA that was hilarious!! Perve... Jun 27 2005, 09:40 PM sk8ter4life750 If I was to listin to my mom I would get dumber...... Jun 27 2005, 09:53 PM ApocalypseAelis "Is it pronounced 'peanut' or 'pe... Jun 27 2005, 10:01 PM incoherent me: dad i heard on a commercial for the news that ... Aug 3 2005, 03:50 PM lyin_in_wait my family were out to eat and my dad works with th... Aug 3 2005, 03:59 PM salcha Me: (picks up a food item labeled $4.99) Mom,... Aug 3 2005, 04:07 PM `SWTWiNKLE3YES this happened two days ago, we bought some food fr... Aug 3 2005, 04:24 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b mom : yo ucant wear tampos, you'll lose your v... Aug 3 2005, 05:29 PM nyctophiliac QUOTE(hiphop junkie @ Aug 3 2005, 5:29 PM)mom... Aug 3 2005, 05:34 PM bRoKeNxALoNE Well. It's usually my dad who says the "d... Aug 3 2005, 05:41 PM eli5e haha ..hmm i always have awkward moments w/ my mom... Aug 3 2005, 09:18 PM ichigofan OK this is what happened::
Location: My room
I wa... Aug 3 2005, 09:46 PM RupertGrintluvr15 My mom says the stupidest things sometimes...
Me.... Aug 5 2005, 12:54 PM maia_dc *family watching a movie*
Mom: ...why do they call... Aug 5 2005, 12:57 PM Angel_Cece haha my dad always tells me how im fat like a gras... Aug 5 2005, 12:57 PM |
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