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 Apr 18 2005, 06:56 PM
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 skaters gonna skate.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336  |
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing, "he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." |
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Jun 24 2005, 08:41 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol that's gross. that must have tasted really bad.
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anqie ahha eww. Apr 18 2005, 06:56 PM
starlette heh. thats a good one. good way of showing peopl... Apr 18 2005, 07:06 PM FoOd Oh my....
I wonder what it tasted like...? Apr 18 2005, 07:07 PM magicfann oh yes, it mustve been delicious Apr 18 2005, 07:25 PM dahding ....
i should start paying attention in class. Apr 19 2005, 06:09 AM Nicolatofu haha omg eww that's disgusting! I knew tha... Apr 19 2005, 06:11 AM pinayprincess oh wow...lol Apr 19 2005, 08:28 AM strwbrrykiwi23 ahha, how gross.
the students must have been pret... Apr 19 2005, 05:16 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx Holy...wow. Apr 19 2005, 05:45 PM avalon* Hahahha...nice lesson =P Apr 19 2005, 08:18 PM dani41790 rofl thats funny but i think this was posted befor... Apr 19 2005, 08:34 PM Cake. ew, gross. dead people turd.
and i've heard o... Apr 20 2005, 05:58 PM jooleeah Wow. That's....really gross. Apr 20 2005, 06:00 PM x3__iGiVEup AHAHA, poor students Apr 20 2005, 06:29 PM miszSERENiTY LOL. good one. Apr 20 2005, 09:02 PM emazing Wow. The professor was a bit harsh, wasn't he?... Jun 20 2005, 07:58 PM danielle_x3 ewwwwww! haha that was slick Jun 23 2005, 09:54 PM __xxfrappachino<3 ROFL
i've heard a similar version though. it h... Jun 24 2005, 01:31 AM mocassinsx29 ROFLROFL, that joke actually got me laughing. xDDD... Jun 24 2005, 04:28 PM xsweetxcandyx lmao...i'm planning to go to med school
this ... Jun 24 2005, 06:04 PM angelbaby317 ewwww!!! That was funny though! Gr... Jun 24 2005, 06:11 PM Spiritual Winged Aura AYHAHHAAHHAHA, that sucks. i cannot handle it. Jun 24 2005, 06:15 PM b0st0ngrl HAHA! That's funny! Jun 24 2005, 08:53 PM CrazayChristian I want to puke...but DAMN was it worth it to laugh... Jun 24 2005, 09:06 PM vampireduster hahahha that is great Jun 24 2005, 09:08 PM videogamsta hahaha that made me laugh... thats a great one. Jun 25 2005, 09:42 PM SillyCourtney LMAO that's hilarious. Teaches students to pay... Jun 30 2005, 11:11 PM elmogurly EWW. that is REALLY gross. but pretty funny. ick Jul 1 2005, 01:53 AM amhso Whoa, I never would have thought about that. If I ... Jul 1 2005, 09:42 PM ichigofan ewwwwwwwwwwwwww lol Jul 2 2005, 10:39 AM enyceXaddiction AHAHAHAHAHA. so cool. Jul 2 2005, 10:49 AM ApocalypseAelis XD Now that was funny. Hahaha.
Still, stickin... Jul 3 2005, 11:35 AM SuPerSoPow1025 rofl.. i heard that one b4 lol! Jul 5 2005, 11:58 PM bRoKeNxALoNE Aww man.
That's just gross. Jul 6 2005, 12:00 AM waitwaitwait Haha, gross. Jul 6 2005, 01:57 AM Bobblehead425 HA lol pooor pooor ppl. hope it was sterilized... Jul 11 2005, 09:40 PM pnai4eva O my...
i think i should start paying attention i... Jul 14 2005, 12:09 AM xlauren73x lmao! haha thats good.. a good lesson in payin... Jul 14 2005, 12:27 AM
hall0w lol dats funny Jul 17 2005, 10:23 PM |
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