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 Jun 22 2005, 05:56 PM
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 i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure....  Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746  |
You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. Your home has more miles on it than your car. haha 
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Jun 22 2005, 06:01 PM
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i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure.... Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746 |
its from the main guys comidie act
haha i love blue collar tv |
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haostar uuuuuuu might be a redneck if..... Jun 22 2005, 05:56 PM
Fallen_Fairy lol, do you watch blue collar tv? i love those guy... Jun 22 2005, 05:57 PM emazing I watch Blue Collar T.V., too.
Those jokes are se... Jun 22 2005, 07:16 PM Fallen_Fairy do you remember the one where they went to the gra... Jun 23 2005, 10:13 AM CrazayChristian What about:
If you go to a family reunipn to meet... Jun 23 2005, 02:43 PM emazing I liked the episode where they pretend to be those... Jun 23 2005, 03:49 PM Frankie everytime i go to a rodeo...they ALWAYS play redne... Jun 23 2005, 04:02 PM SillyCourtney How about this:
Everytime you mow your lawn you f... Jun 23 2005, 05:55 PM
haostar QUOTE(SillyCourtney @ Jun 23 2005, 2:55 PM)Ho... Jun 25 2005, 01:18 PM Kristinaa I <3 redneck jokes. I think they're hilario... Jun 25 2005, 09:29 PM |
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