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some funny IRC conversations
*basick*
post Jun 10 2005, 01:52 AM
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<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

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<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

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<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

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<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a f**king soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

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<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes

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<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
 
 
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haostar
post Jun 21 2005, 02:28 PM
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i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure....
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this is a actual normal conversation between me and a good friend of mine....

Davidsantosl (7:24:51 PM): penis
BumblePeck (7:25:04 PM): head
Davidsantosl (7:25:56 PM): shittles
BumblePeck (7:26:25 PM): fem-in-ems
Davidsantosl (7:27:19 PM): moop
BumblePeck (7:28:05 PM): i was gonna update my journal.. but i have nothing to say
Davidsantosl (7:28:28 PM): haha say "i have nothing to say"
BumblePeck (7:28:53 PM): lol i put that last time.. god how sad... i have no life
Davidsantosl (7:29:24 PM): put random things
BumblePeck (7:29:46 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (7:30:16 PM): like beaner snizles
BumblePeck (7:31:04 PM): ill just post this conversation.. thats random enough.. lol
BumblePeck (7:31:14 PM): no.. im just kidding
Davidsantosl (7:31:44 PM): hahaha that will get ALEASTone persons interest haha
Davidsantosl (7:31:53 PM): u should i dont mind
BumblePeck (7:32:04 PM): lol wow thats sad
Davidsantosl (7:32:15 PM): i would haha
BumblePeck (7:32:16 PM): my sash says ULTRA MAN
Davidsantosl (7:32:45 PM): hahahahha mine says "mayor of candyland"
BumblePeck (7:33:02 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (7:33:07 PM): i have another one that says "king or the manwhores"
BumblePeck (7:33:52 PM): lol that ones great! because as we all know.. u are THE KING OF THE MANWHORES!
Davidsantosl (7:34:21 PM): hahah truer words were never spoken
Davidsantosl (7:34:46 PM): i take pride in being the enbasidor of all manwhores hhahahhahah
BumblePeck (7:34:56 PM): lol im sure you do!
Davidsantosl (7:35:11 PM): haha
BumblePeck (7:36:52 PM): i should cut my hair.. its 2 long
Davidsantosl (7:37:38 PM): hahah sure
Davidsantosl (7:38:14 PM): dude im trying to get a job as a librarian haha weird
BumblePeck (7:38:44 PM): lol what library?
Davidsantosl (7:38:58 PM): yhea
BumblePeck (7:39:27 PM): hmm didnt know there was a library called "yhea"
Davidsantosl (7:39:59 PM): ohhh in the baldwin branch
BumblePeck (7:40:36 PM): thats no where near me.. lol
Davidsantosl (7:40:48 PM): i know >:D
BumblePeck (7:41:28 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (7:41:56 PM): u should post this haha
BumblePeck (7:42:25 PM): lol i will.. i spose
Davidsantosl (7:43:21 PM): u should ::shouts in a loud deap voice:: I COMAND IT!
BumblePeck (7:43:31 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA make me
Davidsantosl (7:43:52 PM): ::sits on ur head:: >:D
Davidsantosl (7:44:04 PM): I COMAND IT MANBIRD
BumblePeck (7:44:07 PM): *cant breathe*
BumblePeck (7:44:18 PM): manbird? lol
Davidsantosl (7:44:26 PM): ::farts on or head::
BumblePeck (7:45:12 PM): ewww thats sooo wrong!!!! *dies of lack of oxygen*
Davidsantosl (7:45:49 PM): :D
Davidsantosl (7:46:06 PM): ::pokes u::
BumblePeck (7:46:15 PM): *twitch*
Davidsantosl (7:47:17 PM): peak is gay
BumblePeck (7:47:34 PM): *jumps up and tackles you* HAHAHAHA im not dead u punk ass
Davidsantosl (7:48:39 PM): :D ::twitches with fright:: OMG! IM BEING RAPED!!
BumblePeck (7:49:01 PM): ewwwwww
Davidsantosl (7:49:23 PM): tell me about it i feel so used.....
BumblePeck (7:50:06 PM): lmfao thats tramatizing
BumblePeck (7:50:11 PM): for me
Davidsantosl (7:51:23 PM): FOR U?! pfft im the one being raped
BumblePeck (7:52:43 PM): me rape you? uh.. no
Davidsantosl (7:53:59 PM): hahaha say that now but when the pants come off its another story
BumblePeck (7:54:34 PM): there you go again confusing me with one of your whores!! lol
Davidsantosl (7:55:05 PM): lol UR ALL MY WHORES xD
BumblePeck (7:56:00 PM): rotflmfao NOT ME!! hold on.. do you hear that? in the distance? i think.. i think it sounds like.. *BUZZ* i gave u the buzzer
Davidsantosl (7:56:35 PM): what u gave me a hummer?????? xD
BumblePeck (7:57:01 PM): lol i buzzed u damn it!
Davidsantosl (7:58:23 PM): yes i liked the hummer very much
Davidsantosl (7:58:39 PM): thank u for asking kukuku
BumblePeck (7:59:22 PM): lol dork
Davidsantosl (8:00:03 PM): u want my dork...urrr ok
BumblePeck (8:00:19 PM): lol STOP TWISTING MY WORDS!!!
Davidsantosl (8:01:11 PM): ummmm no i cant twist it
BumblePeck (8:01:23 PM): i should kick u
Davidsantosl (8:01:32 PM): that would be painfull xD
BumblePeck (8:01:50 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (8:02:08 PM): u should lick me?? ewwww UNCLEAN!!!
BumblePeck (8:02:25 PM): lol
BumblePeck (8:02:45 PM): eww
BumblePeck (8:03:32 PM): *tramatized*
Davidsantosl (8:03:34 PM): ::lisens to music::
BumblePeck (8:03:58 PM): ...good for you?
Davidsantosl (8:05:02 PM): mah??? did u say something??
BumblePeck (8:05:27 PM): ...no...
Davidsantosl (8:06:11 PM): ok ::eats candy and stares at ur foot::
BumblePeck (8:06:40 PM): *hides foot* why are you looking at my foot?
Davidsantosl (8:07:24 PM): ::stares at other foot:: there so tinie
BumblePeck (8:07:38 PM): lol no they arnt
Davidsantosl (8:08:29 PM): yhea! compared to mine
BumblePeck (8:09:13 PM): lol what size are you?
Davidsantosl (8:09:54 PM): 11
BumblePeck (8:10:15 PM): jesus! yea.. lol im a size 6
Davidsantosl (8:11:29 PM): i knew it ur like a umpalumpa
BumblePeck (8:11:39 PM): lol shut up
Davidsantosl (8:11:43 PM): a onapalompa
Davidsantosl (8:12:01 PM): a hispanice umpalupa hahah XD
BumblePeck (8:12:12 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (8:13:38 PM): omg i have a boner...
Davidsantosl (8:13:48 PM): humm how did that happen??!
BumblePeck (8:14:07 PM): lol ewww did u really have to share that with me?
Davidsantosl (8:15:41 PM): no cuz i dont have a boner lamo
BumblePeck (8:17:29 PM): ima end up tramatized up the ass because i talk to u
Davidsantosl (8:18:28 PM): hahaha u want it up the ass??? xD
BumblePeck (8:19:13 PM): lol ur so wrong!
Davidsantosl (8:20:07 PM): im not wrong the things u say are wrong
Davidsantosl (8:20:26 PM): honestly u kiss ur mother with that mouth?
BumblePeck (8:20:34 PM): lol
BumblePeck (8:20:41 PM): i dont kiss her
Davidsantosl (8:21:08 PM): wow aparently she dident hug u enough
BumblePeck (8:22:00 PM): lol gee thanx
Davidsantosl (8:22:36 PM): ::huges u:: there now stop being a ass
BumblePeck (8:23:22 PM): how am i being an ass?
BumblePeck (8:24:23 PM): im being called upon.. ill be right back! =P
Davidsantosl (8:26:17 PM): ok

no penises were harmed in the making of this conversation XD

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Posts in this topic
basick   some funny IRC conversations   Jun 10 2005, 01:52 AM
wind&fire   haha.. i love the first one... were you acutally t...   Jun 10 2005, 02:04 AM
basick   nah i got them from bash.org   Jun 10 2005, 02:07 AM
kryogenix   QUOTE(basick @ Jun 10 2005, 2:07 AM)nah i got...   Jun 10 2005, 08:32 PM
mipadi   QUOTE(basick @ Jun 10 2005, 3:07 AM)nah i got...   Jun 24 2005, 09:27 AM
nightmare4taki   All of those were so funny I actually fell out my ...   Jun 10 2005, 02:17 AM
basick   [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels...   Jun 10 2005, 02:22 AM
wind&fire   QUOTE<cygnus> oi <cygnus> in windows ...   Jun 10 2005, 02:22 AM
lozerface87   <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks? <TheXP...   Jun 22 2005, 09:36 AM
KissMe2408   lol the first two you posted made me laugh :)   Jun 10 2005, 02:53 AM
llamalam   da first one's nice...   Jun 10 2005, 06:46 AM
d0nchikit0   lmao the fourth and fifth ones were hilarious.. Th...   Jun 10 2005, 10:09 AM
beautifuls0ul_x3   lmao i can't decide which one i like best.   Jun 10 2005, 08:05 PM
K!$$   LOL they all made me laugh   Jun 12 2005, 01:28 AM
YoGrandpaIsFine   QUOTE(basick @ Jun 10 2005, 1:52 AM)<Batty...   Jun 12 2005, 01:37 AM
ocpimple   <MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt * Acaila s...   Jun 15 2005, 02:02 PM
FreeStickers   QUOTE(ocpimple @ Jun 15 2005, 3:02 PM)<Mor...   Jul 2 2005, 09:07 PM
emazing   QUOTE<Raize> can you guys see what I type? ...   Jun 20 2005, 12:18 PM
jnukes   LOL, i love that 3rd one & tha last one .. e...   Jun 21 2005, 01:49 PM
haostar   this is a actual normal conversation between me an...   Jun 21 2005, 02:28 PM
angel_revelation   lol... i like these ones... <PwRPufF> im a...   Jun 22 2005, 01:19 AM
__xxfrappachino<3   LMAO. the first one and the last one are hilarious...   Jun 24 2005, 01:35 AM
AngelicEyz00   QUOTE(__xxfrappachino<3 @ Jun 23 2005, 11:...   Jun 24 2005, 01:38 AM
kryogenix   it's best when you participate in funny irc co...   Jun 24 2005, 12:01 PM
elmogurly   Haha. Those are FUNNY stuff.   Jul 8 2005, 10:12 PM
[Deep]Thought63   LOL hah   Jul 9 2005, 01:59 AM
gotahemmi55   my friend talking to Andy Warns xbleedinsunx: wh...   Jul 12 2005, 02:47 AM
SillyCourtney   Wow those are hilarious. I went to bash.org and I ...   Jul 12 2005, 12:25 PM
Bobblehead425   quotes, "<Raize> can you guys see what ...   Jul 12 2005, 02:11 PM


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