some funny IRC conversations |
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some funny IRC conversations |
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<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc? <Batty> ... <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end <zeep> oic <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e <zeep> wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall ----------------------- <glacial> I love school <glacial> Today our term paper due date's set <glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member. <glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" <glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says: <glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand" ------------------------ <kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature. <nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%! <kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard. ------------------------ <Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static <SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object <SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d <TorMuck> a sprite is a f**king soda <TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards ------------------------ <SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/ <NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know. <NotOneOfUs> Oh wait <NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert? <SRG> yes ------------------------- <@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world... -------------------------- <Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it? |
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![]() i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure.... ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746 ![]() |
this is a actual normal conversation between me and a good friend of mine....
Davidsantosl (7:24:51 PM): penis BumblePeck (7:25:04 PM): head Davidsantosl (7:25:56 PM): shittles BumblePeck (7:26:25 PM): fem-in-ems Davidsantosl (7:27:19 PM): moop BumblePeck (7:28:05 PM): i was gonna update my journal.. but i have nothing to say Davidsantosl (7:28:28 PM): haha say "i have nothing to say" BumblePeck (7:28:53 PM): lol i put that last time.. god how sad... i have no life Davidsantosl (7:29:24 PM): put random things BumblePeck (7:29:46 PM): lol Davidsantosl (7:30:16 PM): like beaner snizles BumblePeck (7:31:04 PM): ill just post this conversation.. thats random enough.. lol BumblePeck (7:31:14 PM): no.. im just kidding Davidsantosl (7:31:44 PM): hahaha that will get ALEASTone persons interest haha Davidsantosl (7:31:53 PM): u should i dont mind BumblePeck (7:32:04 PM): lol wow thats sad Davidsantosl (7:32:15 PM): i would haha BumblePeck (7:32:16 PM): my sash says ULTRA MAN Davidsantosl (7:32:45 PM): hahahahha mine says "mayor of candyland" BumblePeck (7:33:02 PM): lol Davidsantosl (7:33:07 PM): i have another one that says "king or the manwhores" BumblePeck (7:33:52 PM): lol that ones great! because as we all know.. u are THE KING OF THE MANWHORES! Davidsantosl (7:34:21 PM): hahah truer words were never spoken Davidsantosl (7:34:46 PM): i take pride in being the enbasidor of all manwhores hhahahhahah BumblePeck (7:34:56 PM): lol im sure you do! Davidsantosl (7:35:11 PM): haha BumblePeck (7:36:52 PM): i should cut my hair.. its 2 long Davidsantosl (7:37:38 PM): hahah sure Davidsantosl (7:38:14 PM): dude im trying to get a job as a librarian haha weird BumblePeck (7:38:44 PM): lol what library? Davidsantosl (7:38:58 PM): yhea BumblePeck (7:39:27 PM): hmm didnt know there was a library called "yhea" Davidsantosl (7:39:59 PM): ohhh in the baldwin branch BumblePeck (7:40:36 PM): thats no where near me.. lol Davidsantosl (7:40:48 PM): i know >:D BumblePeck (7:41:28 PM): lol Davidsantosl (7:41:56 PM): u should post this haha BumblePeck (7:42:25 PM): lol i will.. i spose Davidsantosl (7:43:21 PM): u should ::shouts in a loud deap voice:: I COMAND IT! BumblePeck (7:43:31 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA make me Davidsantosl (7:43:52 PM): ::sits on ur head:: >:D Davidsantosl (7:44:04 PM): I COMAND IT MANBIRD BumblePeck (7:44:07 PM): *cant breathe* BumblePeck (7:44:18 PM): manbird? lol Davidsantosl (7:44:26 PM): ::farts on or head:: BumblePeck (7:45:12 PM): ewww thats sooo wrong!!!! *dies of lack of oxygen* Davidsantosl (7:45:49 PM): :D Davidsantosl (7:46:06 PM): ::pokes u:: BumblePeck (7:46:15 PM): *twitch* Davidsantosl (7:47:17 PM): peak is gay BumblePeck (7:47:34 PM): *jumps up and tackles you* HAHAHAHA im not dead u punk ass Davidsantosl (7:48:39 PM): :D ::twitches with fright:: OMG! IM BEING RAPED!! BumblePeck (7:49:01 PM): ewwwwww Davidsantosl (7:49:23 PM): tell me about it i feel so used..... BumblePeck (7:50:06 PM): lmfao thats tramatizing BumblePeck (7:50:11 PM): for me Davidsantosl (7:51:23 PM): FOR U?! pfft im the one being raped BumblePeck (7:52:43 PM): me rape you? uh.. no Davidsantosl (7:53:59 PM): hahaha say that now but when the pants come off its another story BumblePeck (7:54:34 PM): there you go again confusing me with one of your whores!! lol Davidsantosl (7:55:05 PM): lol UR ALL MY WHORES xD BumblePeck (7:56:00 PM): rotflmfao NOT ME!! hold on.. do you hear that? in the distance? i think.. i think it sounds like.. *BUZZ* i gave u the buzzer Davidsantosl (7:56:35 PM): what u gave me a hummer?????? xD BumblePeck (7:57:01 PM): lol i buzzed u damn it! Davidsantosl (7:58:23 PM): yes i liked the hummer very much Davidsantosl (7:58:39 PM): thank u for asking kukuku BumblePeck (7:59:22 PM): lol dork Davidsantosl (8:00:03 PM): u want my dork...urrr ok BumblePeck (8:00:19 PM): lol STOP TWISTING MY WORDS!!! Davidsantosl (8:01:11 PM): ummmm no i cant twist it BumblePeck (8:01:23 PM): i should kick u Davidsantosl (8:01:32 PM): that would be painfull xD BumblePeck (8:01:50 PM): lol Davidsantosl (8:02:08 PM): u should lick me?? ewwww UNCLEAN!!! BumblePeck (8:02:25 PM): lol BumblePeck (8:02:45 PM): eww BumblePeck (8:03:32 PM): *tramatized* Davidsantosl (8:03:34 PM): ::lisens to music:: BumblePeck (8:03:58 PM): ...good for you? Davidsantosl (8:05:02 PM): mah??? did u say something?? BumblePeck (8:05:27 PM): ...no... Davidsantosl (8:06:11 PM): ok ::eats candy and stares at ur foot:: BumblePeck (8:06:40 PM): *hides foot* why are you looking at my foot? Davidsantosl (8:07:24 PM): ::stares at other foot:: there so tinie BumblePeck (8:07:38 PM): lol no they arnt Davidsantosl (8:08:29 PM): yhea! compared to mine BumblePeck (8:09:13 PM): lol what size are you? Davidsantosl (8:09:54 PM): 11 BumblePeck (8:10:15 PM): jesus! yea.. lol im a size 6 Davidsantosl (8:11:29 PM): i knew it ur like a umpalumpa BumblePeck (8:11:39 PM): lol shut up Davidsantosl (8:11:43 PM): a onapalompa Davidsantosl (8:12:01 PM): a hispanice umpalupa hahah XD BumblePeck (8:12:12 PM): lol Davidsantosl (8:13:38 PM): omg i have a boner... Davidsantosl (8:13:48 PM): humm how did that happen??! BumblePeck (8:14:07 PM): lol ewww did u really have to share that with me? Davidsantosl (8:15:41 PM): no cuz i dont have a boner lamo BumblePeck (8:17:29 PM): ima end up tramatized up the ass because i talk to u Davidsantosl (8:18:28 PM): hahaha u want it up the ass??? xD BumblePeck (8:19:13 PM): lol ur so wrong! Davidsantosl (8:20:07 PM): im not wrong the things u say are wrong Davidsantosl (8:20:26 PM): honestly u kiss ur mother with that mouth? BumblePeck (8:20:34 PM): lol BumblePeck (8:20:41 PM): i dont kiss her Davidsantosl (8:21:08 PM): wow aparently she dident hug u enough BumblePeck (8:22:00 PM): lol gee thanx Davidsantosl (8:22:36 PM): ::huges u:: there now stop being a ass BumblePeck (8:23:22 PM): how am i being an ass? BumblePeck (8:24:23 PM): im being called upon.. ill be right back! =P Davidsantosl (8:26:17 PM): ok no penises were harmed in the making of this conversation XD haha ![]() ![]() |
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