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Never Argue With a Woman |
| *mona lisa* |
Jun 17 2005, 05:23 PM
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book,"she replies, [thinking "Isn't it obvious?]" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's probable she can also think. |
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Jun 17 2005, 09:49 PM
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![]() whatever d00de ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
haha i wouldn't have thought of saying that
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mona lisa Never Argue With a Woman Jun 17 2005, 05:23 PM
literemix24 Lol, true dat. =] Jun 17 2005, 05:26 PM
xxaznxgurlxx Hahaha.. she scared the police away .. Poor police... Jun 17 2005, 05:50 PM
i heart john Bwahaha. Go us! Jun 17 2005, 08:26 PM
Paradox of Life Hahaha. Very clever. Jun 17 2005, 11:21 PM
1--GIRL LOL! Jun 19 2005, 03:02 PM
crashingg hahahahahah that is the best thing ive read in a w... Jun 19 2005, 03:12 PM
mocassinsx29 ROFL, clever clever clever woman... Jun 19 2005, 04:35 PM
emazing That was smart of the woman, very smart. Jun 21 2005, 01:27 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii Lmao-one smart-ass woman. Jun 21 2005, 04:51 PM
haostar girls are scary! Jun 21 2005, 08:54 PM
elmogurly lol. that woman rocks! Jul 14 2005, 03:50 AM
anubis LOL!!!!!! Jul 14 2005, 11:21 AM
xlauren73x damn straight! haha like i always tell my guy ... Jul 14 2005, 01:11 PM
[x]Mari[x] Ooo. Quick thinking. Nice job. Jul 14 2005, 04:54 PM
pinayprincess yeah ... we women have beauty and brains lol Jul 14 2005, 10:26 PM![]() ![]() |