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 Jun 11 2005, 01:42 PM
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told! MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? GEORGE W. BUSH: I don't think I should have to answer that question. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing |
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Jun 15 2005, 07:50 PM
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LMFAO. i loved the dr seuss, grandpa, bill gates, bill clinton, einstein, bush and the bible one! hehe..screw it! i loved all of them!
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EmmalieV Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Jun 11 2005, 01:42 PM
Szeh LOL! I loved the Dr. Suess and Bill Gates. Jun 11 2005, 01:48 PM d0nchikit0 lmao I heard that before somewhere... I don't ... Jun 11 2005, 03:11 PM mona lisa Haha.
I like the Dr. Seuss, Bill Gates and Bush o... Jun 11 2005, 03:54 PM
Paradox of Life QUOTE(gotnoheart @ Jun 11 2005, 2:54 PM)Haha.... Jun 11 2005, 10:41 PM wchoi37 LOL Jun 11 2005, 10:24 PM Frankie i busted out laughing whenever i read the bill cli... Jun 12 2005, 12:24 AM K!$$ QUOTE(Emmaliev @ Jun 12 2005, 2:42 AM)BILL CL... Jun 12 2005, 01:20 AM h31d1 QUOTEBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with T... Jun 15 2005, 07:23 PM BrokenDream LOL Jun 16 2005, 05:59 AM YOUDRIVIN_MEGRAPES QUOTEDR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Di... Jun 16 2005, 09:22 AM emazing QUOTEJERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay... Jun 20 2005, 02:10 PM danielle_x3 rofl they're all funny but my favorite ones ar... Jun 23 2005, 09:52 PM SillyCourtney I've been to that website. There are some even... Jun 27 2005, 08:30 PM MeLoNiSyUmMy QUOTEBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with T... Jun 28 2005, 02:03 PM mocassinsx29 QUOTEWhy Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
PAT BUC... Jun 28 2005, 06:27 PM sk8ter4life750 Bill Clinton was probly the best. Jun 28 2005, 11:45 PM elmogurly Oh. that's AWESOME. cute stuff! Jul 2 2005, 02:10 AM |
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