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 Jun 10 2005, 04:56 PM
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Pick one and add "in the bedroom" at the end. I find them funny. No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 08:39 PM
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Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even one which cannot be justified on any other grounds in the bedroom.
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