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 Jun 10 2005, 04:56 PM
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Pick one and add "in the bedroom" at the end. I find them funny. No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 05:18 PM
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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them in the bedroom.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action in the bedroom. |
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