Digusting!!!!!, oh god! lmao Options

[AngryBaby]

Just when i got off Cb just a few minutes ago, i went downstairs to go get something to eat. My sister comes to me and says "Twix (my dog) is eating the mouse." I go "what your toy? i'll get from him." i see twix tusseling around with it and i say "i think thats just lint Sydni." but it did look like a mouse. I walk to the garbage to throw a plate away. my mom says "lint!? ugh" and tries to get from twix. He puts down, I say "is it lint?" My mom says " i dont know what it is, but i think so." she kicks it over and says "wait a minute!..........OH SH*T!" and starts screamin'! my sister's all "ooooooh!" my mom says "sorry Sydni" while still hopping and covering her mouth. And i ask "What!?"i look at it, it was a decomposing baby rat! im like "OH SH*T" (poor Sydni) My moms still screamin' and sayin stuff like "oh god please help us" Sydni's cryin' im laughin'.
My mom was freaked, she's all " if Twix licks me i'll beat his little ass." about 8 screams later, my mom scoops it up with the dust pan and throws it outside. then the crows came. truly one of the funniest moments in my life.

sorry if its spamming i just had to tell someone.

well, who wants to come to my house for dinner?

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

story confused me a bit.

my cat brings us dead stuff all the time. my cat books and whatnot say the cat means it as a present for their masters.. uhh yay ? lol

so basically the dog was eating a baby rat ? and the baby rat belonged to your sister sydni ?