chatroom quotes..., yeah i got bored so what~ Options

[casssy]

I keep logs and i was bored so i took out all the interesting/funny things people said add more if u got any


Ca S h I e E e: THE GLASS FELL ON MY HEADD
C a S h I e E e: AHHH
chloroform laced: OH NOOOOO
chloroform laced: poor
chloroform laced: glass
chloroform laced: =(

simply x strange: -starts chasing you with bigger plastic scissors-

morbidxXxsoul: I FIXED MY DOOOORKNOB
morbidxXxsoul: :-D

micron2k has entered the room.
key x 1o6: eveyrone shut up!
chloroform laced: pshh
key x 1o6: there he is
morbidxXxsoul: miiicron
simply x strange: hi micron
key x 1o6: introducing..
morbidxXxsoul: hello
key x 1o6: micron
C a S h I e E e: MIRCRONN!
RNDGZ: MICRON
morbidxXxsoul: woah
micron2k: hi ^__^;
morbidxXxsoul: chill
Jesters Enemy: micron?
x take the pill: nice intro... lol
chloroform laced: key, gave micron an introduction?
Jesters Enemy: *looks around*
Jesters Enemy: where?
key x 1o6: yes
key x 1o6: i am his entourage
chloroform laced: Haha
micron2k: =)
key x 1o6: and the biggest suck up in the world
chloroform laced: nice touch, micron.
RNDGZ: WE ARE AT THE PRESENCE OF THE GREAT ONE MICRON
simply x strange: -sits in the corner and watches everyone-
chloroform laced: I like.
key x 1o6: how do you think i got mod =P
morbidxXxsoul: first time to see you in here, micron
Jesters Enemy: *keeps looking*
Jesters Enemy: where?
micron2k: err.. stop the pampering guys.
micron2k: i just wanted to see what was up.
morbidxXxsoul: =p
key x 1o6: you tell me, baby
Jesters Enemy: hello micron!
RNDGZ: WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU MICRON!!?

key x 1o6: i'm good. i gotta pee.. but that can wait

x take the pill: that was a little stalkerish on my part, sorry

chloroform laced: Kurt Cobain is one of the most overrated people out there... and he's not even alive.


chloroform laced: If I could... I'd be Hilary Duff.
morbidxXxsoul: if i soulc, i would...be alone with hillary duff

chloroform laced: it's okay to drink your pee, you know.
Xx BamBeeno: ph34r my l33t

chloroform laced: i get to see my ex today!

C a S h I e E e: JORDAN
C a S h I e E e: START SUCKIN

chloroform laced: lykz 0mgza i kant w8 unt1l y0u git hurr, j0ed4n!

eyes lit sky: sex is a mature word
chloroform laced: strawberry, i don't like your attitude.

morbidxXxsoul: this chat got really gay, really quick

chloroform laced: i've been abstinent for.... 3 weeks

chloroform laced: pg13 can eat my snatch

mer The Man ahan: i didnt know there could be a hornier chick than melissa

morbidxXxsoul: dont you hate it when your drunk as hell, and EVEN A GIRL is trying to take advantage of you

chloroform laced: this nasty gross guy that's staying at my house just took a shower in my shower
chloroform laced: there's this guy and he's a pedophile
rNdGz: jordan who are you again, my nephew right?

eNYCez ladii92: lets go rob the supermarket of chicken
Got Rice Muggle: So, are you saying its good to have sex in front of an air conditioner?

a S h I e E e: Ever try phone sex?
eNYCez ladii92: no
morbidxXxsoul: ...mabye

eNYCez ladii92: ur not weird. ur eccentric
eNYCez ladii92: idk

rNdGz: fine, i see that i have a crappy family
eNYCez ladii92: my piggy bank got raped by my doggy bank
C a S h I e E e: :-(my friend got fingered by her doctor
C a S h I e E e: :-X
morbidxXxsoul: *GASP*
rNdGz: lol
C a S h I e E e: :-(
C a S h I e E e: nvm
Got Rice Muggle: fingered?
morbidxXxsoul: :-(
morbidxXxsoul: i still love ya
rNdGz: i want to be a doctor now

morbidxXxsoul: lets play hide the sausage
eNYCez ladii92: im bi_______ fill in the blank
C a S h I e E e: Jordan ur zipper is open.

Got Rice Muggle: i have a vagina and you dont!
cRaCkr jAckR63: i know a teacher who has man boobs


C a S h I e E e: I seen Jordan naked!
Got Rice Muggle: lol I caught my math teacher whose like 20 something years old wearing red underwear.. XD

morbidxXxsoul: im jut as inportant as kryo and sean ho =(
C a S h I e E e: ur shoes are untied.
key x 1o6: your moms shoes are untied
C a S h I e E e: well.. well
C a S h I e E e: shuddup :9
key x 1o6: *flex*


morbidxXxsoul: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jiggapino3784: ;-)
morbidxXxsoul: I humped cassy =D


anarchyxcore: it looks nasty, now that im looking at it.

xXbAMbEENo: I keep forgeting that I'm here!

anarchyxcore: haha, here's my chance to steal your virginity back

chloroform laced: well you're the douche bag..
chloroform laced: how about that?

cRaCkr jAckR63: omg u guys im soaking wet
Got Rice Muggle: once like 3 years ago, my cousin pushed me into a pool and I didn't know how to swim.

chinkieeyedpnoi: cassy's pretty uhmm...how should i say this
chinkieeyedpnoi: wild

xXbAMbEENo: were talking about man eatin nipples

C a S h I e E e: nudity is so nice
C a S h I e E e: except if its an old man or old lady
C a S h I e E e: that have saggy balls
C a S h I e E e: and boobs
C a S h I e E e: ew.
xXbAMbEENo: >___>
xXbAMbEENo: unless they take viagra
C a S h I e E e: haha
xXbAMbEENo: :-*
C a S h I e E e: my grampa takes viagra
Got Rice Muggle: oversharing.

C a S h I e E e: *throws condoms in the air
C a S h I e E e: hooray!
chinkieeyedpnoi: w00t
chinkieeyedpnoi: condoms!
C a S h I e E e: were protected
chinkieeyedpnoi: do they have a XXXlarge ones?
chinkieeyedpnoi: <_< >_>
C a S h I e E e: of course
xXbAMbEENo: not like YOU would need it, Jose


chinkieeyedpnoi: pshh..i wanna see if i can stickmy head inside

ObLuEsnOwAnGeLo: I have to go pee..
ObLuEsnOwAnGeLo: but i'm too lazy to get off the chair

chinkieeyedpnoi: dont worry natalie...im straight as an arrow

playapin0y: a girl that buys wendies for a man
playapin0y: shes all mine

playapin0y: I LOVE LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBIES!!!

Split Dash: perform in bed like a tiger


Jiggapino3784: yousa pimp, lobster and shrimp

[xquizit]

Me and Cliff (hair_products) had the weirdest conversation last night about starting our own business selling a new kind of edible underwear:

twizzler g-strings!

o hno itsreddo g: let's just make a g-string
o hno itsreddo g: that'd be easier
FemmeFatale1983: or use twizzlers
o hno itsreddo g: ooh
o hno itsreddo g: twizzlers
FemmeFatale1983: those would be perfect for g strings
o hno itsreddo g: they take a while for me to eat
FemmeFatale1983: we could start a business
o hno itsreddo g: i know
FemmeFatale1983: twizzler g-strings
FemmeFatale1983: i think people would buy it
o hno itsreddo g: i think we should start out on those infomericals
FemmeFatale1983: lol, what would be the plan
o hno itsreddo g: if you order now.. not only do you get this lovely g-string.. you get a keychain!
FemmeFatale1983: ooh, what kind of keychain
o hno itsreddo g: something with a hamburger on the logo?
o hno itsreddo g: we gotta think of a business name

FemmeFatale1983: hmm... i guess i would have to make them in different sizes
o hno itsreddo g: pssh
o hno itsreddo g: i'd make one size fit all
o hno itsreddo g: i'd make them stretch
FemmeFatale1983: what if they break apart
FemmeFatale1983: we will have a bunch of angry customers
o hno itsreddo g: oh like g-strings actually cover up anything
o hno itsreddo g: haha
FemmeFatale1983: lol
o hno itsreddo g: it's their fault they got a fat ass

o hno itsreddo g: so they can wash it
o hno itsreddo g: cold water only
o hno itsreddo g: tumble dry low
FemmeFatale1983: LOL
FemmeFatale1983: but wouldn't it melt
FemmeFatale1983: well not melt
o hno itsreddo g: that's why it's cold water
o hno itsreddo g: and low dry
FemmeFatale1983: but wouldn't water make it softer?
FemmeFatale1983: then it would be more likely to break apart
o hno itsreddo g: dude i suck on twizzlers all the time
o hno itsreddo g: they don't break that easily
FemmeFatale1983: have u stuck them in the washing machine?
o hno itsreddo g: no
o hno itsreddo g: but we can try
FemmeFatale1983: would people still want to eat it
o hno itsreddo g: hmm
o hno itsreddo g: you know how bras have a delicate bag?
FemmeFatale1983: how can we keep them tasty after they've been washed?
FemmeFatale1983: oh yeah
FemmeFatale1983: so we supply them with something similar
FemmeFatale1983: or should they buy it separately?
o hno itsreddo g: oooh
FemmeFatale1983: not everyone plans on wearing them more than once
o hno itsreddo g: yea
FemmeFatale1983: more money for us!

FemmeFatale1983: people all over the world will be wearing fwizzler g-strings!
o hno itsreddo g: we should put tracking devices on them or somethin
o hno itsreddo g: so we know where consumers wear them most
o hno itsreddo g: and yea
FemmeFatale1983: but couldn't they melt if it was too hot?
FemmeFatale1983: i mean, that area does generate a lot of heat
o hno itsreddo g: ooh..
FemmeFatale1983: we have to make them heat resistant
o hno itsreddo g: you know when you buy parts to anything
o hno itsreddo g: it already comes in a plastic wrapper
o hno itsreddo g: we can just tell them to not take off the wrapper until you want to use it
FemmeFatale1983: oooh
o hno itsreddo g: heat resistant candy that's like.. hardcore
FemmeFatale1983: and that will solve the washing problem
o hno itsreddo g: yeaaa
FemmeFatale1983: but then they wouldn't be stretchy anymore
o hno itsreddo g: once u wash them?
FemmeFatale1983: i mean, if they're in a plastic wrapper
o hno itsreddo g: hmm..
o hno itsreddo g: seems like the more we talk about it
o hno itsreddo g: the more problems we got


This had me rollin all night