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 Jun 8 2005, 02:38 AM
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1) paternity tests
girl : maury i aint 100 percent sure, i aint 200 percent sure, maury im 5000 percent sure! maury: andrew, you are NOT the father. andrew: *starts breakdancing*  2) cheaters & lie detector tests maury: we asked meslissa if she had sex with your best friend.. melissa you answered no .. the lie detector test determined that was a lie.. and more than FIFTY times guy: im through with you... you a bird... you a BIG BIRD... matter fact you is a pteryldactyl!! 3) fat babies not appreciated by me, maybe one of you guys like it.. i just dont like looking at babies that are twins with the michelin man 4) sex loving 11 year olds 11 year old white girl: maury i have sexl ike 20 times a day and i want a baby! *after jail* 11 year old white girl: *crying* sorry mom i didnt mean to disrespect you im so sorry!!! 5) secret crushes its okay 6) hidden cameras sorta lame but cheaters is funny 7) and lastly, makeovers guy: maury my wife used to be the bomb, but know i call her buckweed.. she looks like a f**king mop head!!! help me!!! appreciated? mos def. |
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Jun 9 2005, 10:44 AM
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i heart maury! and now that school's out i can watch it YES!
i like the ones where people are afraid of like mustard and peaches.. and goldfish. its sooo funny. |
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basick the official maury povich show appreciation post Jun 8 2005, 02:38 AM
ItzOnlySydney i loved the ones where they have the tragedy survi... Jun 8 2005, 02:42 AM
basick QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Jun 7 2005, 11:42 PM)i ... Jun 8 2005, 02:46 AM
mipadi QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Jun 8 2005, 3:42 AM)i l... Jun 8 2005, 07:11 AM mzkandi QUOTE(basick @ Jun 8 2005, 3:38 AM)1) paterni... Jun 8 2005, 03:50 AM BrandonSaunders I love the trashy 11 year olds that brag about man... Jun 8 2005, 07:32 AM vampireduster the drag queen beauty pagent ones are the best Jun 8 2005, 09:13 AM mickybeans QUOTE1) paternity tests
girl : maury i aint 100 pe... Jun 8 2005, 10:40 AM lost [child] Im so sick of the
WHOMYBABYDADDY shows.
Thats al... Jun 8 2005, 11:21 AM BrandonSaunders QUOTE(lost [child] @ Jun 8 2005, 10:... Jun 8 2005, 11:26 AM nightmare4taki QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jun 8 2005, 10:26 AM)... Jun 8 2005, 03:15 PM Kathleen QUOTEDoes that actually happen on Maury Povich? If... Jun 8 2005, 11:29 AM Frankie <3 the maury povich show! Jun 8 2005, 12:51 PM not_your_average LOL, I saw an episode noe time, the paternity test... Jun 8 2005, 01:01 PM miss barnes i f**king LOVE maury!!!!! Jun 8 2005, 03:03 PM FreeStickers QUOTE(basick @ Jun 8 2005, 3:38 AM)1) paterni... Jun 8 2005, 03:07 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Omfg. Yes. The "Am I a Boy or Girl" one ... Jun 8 2005, 04:22 PM nightmare4taki QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Jun 8 2005, 3:22 PM)Omf... Jun 8 2005, 04:32 PM bab3egurl8o5 QUOTE4) sex loving 11 year olds
11 year old white ... Jun 8 2005, 05:57 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 The paternity test ones are always cool to watch. ... Jun 8 2005, 06:12 PM MetalChick77 I love the ones that are like "My teen is out... Jun 8 2005, 06:13 PM basick yo, it isnt even the 11 year old sluts anymore... ... Jun 9 2005, 12:45 AM sharerol LMAO. Hahaha...I didn't know you watched Maur... Jun 9 2005, 12:51 AM barelyy_coherent It cracks me up, but I can't watch more than a... Jun 9 2005, 01:13 AM RHyse I enjoyed watching it then it got kind of boring w... Jun 9 2005, 09:32 AM |
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