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 May 31 2005, 02:04 PM
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I apologize if this was used before...
A man was speeding on a freeway and was pulled over by a cop. "Excuse me sir, but you were speeding. I'm gonna need to see a drivers license and proof of car insurance." "I'm sorry, but I don't have a drivers license and I'm on parole. But that's not the least of my problems. I stole this car so I don't have the registration or insurance, there're illegal drugs in the glove compartment, theres a gun in the back seat, and a dead body I murdered in the trunk." "Ok I'm gonna call for back up, so keep your hands where I can see them." Later when the backup officer arived.... "Sir, I'm gonna have to search your car" The officer searched the car and found no drugs, gun, or dead body. He then said to the man, "Can I please see your drivers license, insurance, and registration for the car?. "Right here sir." The man showed the officer a real drivers license, insurance, and registration. The officer appologized to the man. "I'm very sorry sir. I was told that you had drugs a gun and you were a murderer." "Yeah," the man said. "And I'll bet that cop told you I was speeding, too..." |
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Jun 8 2005, 08:12 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
ya ive heard this one before
but its still funny |
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esharp getting out of a speeding ticket May 31 2005, 02:04 PM
Spirited Away LOL... clever.. May 31 2005, 02:08 PM sweet_devil THAT IS AWESOME......such a smart guy...ROFL...LOL May 31 2005, 06:26 PM weebekahng lol nice.... but he went though all those troubles... Jun 1 2005, 08:41 PM shnuzzles coooooooool!! Jun 1 2005, 08:44 PM iZnEedSuMcOkE wOw i should do that sometime when i get my car an... Jun 1 2005, 09:00 PM surfhottieoffcoast i saw that joke on funnyjunk.com funny Jun 2 2005, 03:55 PM alli wow thats soo clever and funny! Jun 3 2005, 02:15 PM FoOd No more tickets for me. Jun 5 2005, 07:13 PM wind&fire isnt it against the law to lie to a police man? Jun 6 2005, 01:40 AM xenosaga ^ ya it kind of is, but hey it was only one cop...... Jun 6 2005, 03:05 AM def_gn lol!!! veeery clever :D Jun 7 2005, 06:17 PM waitwaitwait Most likely wouldn't work out like that.
Sorry... Jun 8 2005, 02:56 PM ikn0w ur m0m omg...i almost had a speedin ticket once. i was sc... Jun 8 2005, 02:59 PM lost [child] Haha, thats funny.
I wonder if anyone tried it if... Jun 8 2005, 03:04 PM Paradox of Life Awesome! I told everyone this joke. It could r... Jun 8 2005, 08:47 PM __xxfrappachino<3 haha..*shakes head* smart.. Jun 8 2005, 10:27 PM beautifuls0ul_x3 oh wow haha. now why can't i think like that Jun 8 2005, 11:44 PM miss barnes lol...he's slick wit it Jun 9 2005, 12:37 PM elmogurly wow. i would never think of that..
heh heh heh. Jul 14 2005, 03:59 AM pinayprincess good boy lol Jul 14 2005, 10:31 PM SillyCourtney I've heard that joke before. Jul 15 2005, 12:11 AM
hall0w lol thats funny but my friends brother got out of ... Jul 23 2005, 03:03 AM danielle_x3 QUOTE(Kevinxp @ Jul 23 2005, 4:03 AM)lol that... Jul 23 2005, 12:28 PM |
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