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 Jun 2 2005, 05:59 PM
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John accidentally got itching on his inner part of the thigh, he went to chemist for medicine. Chemist suggested him VIAGRA and ITCHGUARD CREAM.
John asked to chemist, "ITCHGUARD is Ok but why Viagra ? " Chemist said "Cuz when u sleep it will keep the blanket up". |
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Jun 3 2005, 09:37 PM
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don't get it and you suck.
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Jun 4 2005, 04:24 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd.
Anyway, I've heard this joke before, but still pretty funny. 
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Jun 8 2005, 06:26 PM
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Sizzling. ;] Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 135,737 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 4 2005, 4:24 PM) Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd. Anyway, I've heard this joke before, but still pretty funny.  Oh shut up!! Are you kidding me? Yeah right! his jokes are really lame but this one is gross and 10% ha ha, jason stick with the old non-sex jokes they were the bomb. |
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Statistik itchguard and viagara Jun 2 2005, 05:59 PM
surfhottieoffcoast what? WHAT? why does he need to keep the blanket... Jun 3 2005, 02:28 PM
mocassinsx29 QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Jun 3 2005, 2:28 P... Jun 19 2005, 04:38 PM vietxrice i dont get it.... Jun 3 2005, 03:35 PM L!ckitySplit YOU SUCK! Jun 3 2005, 08:35 PM beautifuls0ul_x3 don't get it...
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oh now i get it. th... Jun 3 2005, 09:35 PM L!ckitySplit QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 4 2005, 5:24 P... Jun 7 2005, 07:17 PM i heart john QUOTE(chinesekimchi @ Jun 8 2005, 6:26 PM)
Oh... Jun 19 2005, 03:10 PM ocpimple lol that was actually pretty funny Jun 3 2005, 09:37 PM Spiritual Winged Aura Geez people, stop bashing.
I dont get what you ar... Jun 4 2005, 04:48 PM basick hahahaha that was a little funny Jun 4 2005, 06:49 PM dahding heard it before, but it's not exactly the best... Jun 4 2005, 06:49 PM xlaydee_v lols Jun 4 2005, 08:04 PM xbr0kensmil3 oh i get it.. it's funny
it means that since h... Jun 4 2005, 09:11 PM sk8ter4life750 not the best ive herd. Jun 4 2005, 11:10 PM Paradox of Life Ew. Not funny.
Your jokes aren't funny, Jas... Jun 6 2005, 05:38 PM lilphoenix Tsk, tsk... 2 words:
YOU SUCK!
Btw, it's... Jun 6 2005, 08:19 PM esharp QUOTE(lilphoenix @ Jun 6 2005, 8:19 PM)Tsk, t... Jun 8 2005, 10:53 AM Paradox of Life QUOTE(esharp @ Jun 8 2005, 9:53 AM)wait a min... Jun 8 2005, 07:43 PM XLilAznGrl592X what? i dont get it... Jun 6 2005, 09:50 PM KERP1UNK uh...thats nasty!! hehe Jun 7 2005, 10:13 PM x3__iGiVEup it's alright i guess. didnt really make me smi... Jun 8 2005, 08:50 PM 1--GIRL hahaha i like Jun 19 2005, 03:05 PM |
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