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| *chaneun* |
 Mar 21 2005, 07:55 PM
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A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!" |
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Jun 8 2005, 03:34 PM
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 xxtaintedlips  Group: Member Posts: 286 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,998 |
hmm..sounds familar...
but i will let the dead be dead and rest in peace |
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chaneun bathroom Mar 21 2005, 07:55 PM
WrathOfOnigo LOL!!! Very nice. Mar 21 2005, 09:56 PM Levy2k6 that was crazy..... lmfao, okay its funny, it took... Mar 21 2005, 10:16 PM ItzOnlySydney it was on funnies.com i have seen it b4 Mar 21 2005, 10:25 PM
BitterSweetness QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Mar 21 2005, 11:25 PM)i... Mar 22 2005, 06:21 PM lawmaniac_98 nyhahahahahaha...rofl! Mar 21 2005, 10:27 PM xXirockhardXx LOL!!!! Thats hilarious! Mar 21 2005, 10:34 PM mona lisa omg. Mar 22 2005, 04:10 PM cocoalightning27 haha funny...:) Mar 22 2005, 04:53 PM bab3egurl8o5 haha took me a while. but funny. Mar 22 2005, 06:18 PM xbr0kensmil3 lmao! that made me laugh for hours lol Mar 22 2005, 09:02 PM salcha haha, i guess it was a small laugh :] Mar 23 2005, 01:03 AM Anime_Otaku ewww...but funni! Mar 23 2005, 04:13 AM avalon* HAHAHAhaha. Mar 23 2005, 03:40 PM dahalfkoreanstyl i definately do not want to be invited for dinner ... Mar 23 2005, 04:20 PM dani41790 haha thats a good one Mar 24 2005, 02:23 AM noe_more so funny! Mar 24 2005, 02:26 AM sumipark AHAHAHAHAHA funnyyyy Apr 21 2005, 06:52 PM lilphoenix wait... so that pitcher ISN'T lemonade? Apr 21 2005, 07:00 PM weirdness ^ haha
lol thats funny :] Apr 21 2005, 08:47 PM literemix24 Lol hilarious. Jun 5 2005, 08:03 PM __xxfrappachino<3 ROFL
hahaha..nice...=D Jun 6 2005, 11:24 PM Paradox of Life That's pretty funny. Nice icon btw (cat attack... Jun 7 2005, 02:44 PM kandiapplegrl RE: bathroom Jun 8 2005, 03:54 PM chaneun QUOTE(kandiapplegrl @ Jun 8 2005, 3:54 PM)
S... Jun 12 2005, 01:39 PM Szeh Haha, I heard this some where before. Jun 8 2005, 05:11 PM shawty_redd haha
funny Jun 8 2005, 07:56 PM wchoi37 AHAHAHAHAHA Jun 12 2005, 08:02 AM xxaznxgurlxx haha !! nice . lol .. hysterical !... Jun 15 2005, 04:31 PM elmogurly hehehe. that's REALLY funny! Jul 17 2005, 09:36 PM hall0w lmao dis is hiliarious Jul 17 2005, 10:17 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b your avatar is funnier than the joke lol.
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