the official maury povich show appreciation post |
the official maury povich show appreciation post |
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1) paternity tests
girl : maury i aint 100 percent sure, i aint 200 percent sure, maury im 5000 percent sure! maury: andrew, you are NOT the father. andrew: *starts breakdancing* ![]() ![]() 2) cheaters & lie detector tests maury: we asked meslissa if she had sex with your best friend.. melissa you answered no .. the lie detector test determined that was a lie.. and more than FIFTY times guy: im through with you... you a bird... you a BIG BIRD... matter fact you is a pteryldactyl!! 3) fat babies not appreciated by me, maybe one of you guys like it.. i just dont like looking at babies that are twins with the michelin man 4) sex loving 11 year olds 11 year old white girl: maury i have sexl ike 20 times a day and i want a baby! *after jail* 11 year old white girl: *crying* sorry mom i didnt mean to disrespect you im so sorry!!! 5) secret crushes its okay 6) hidden cameras sorta lame but cheaters is funny 7) and lastly, makeovers guy: maury my wife used to be the bomb, but know i call her buckweed.. she looks like a f**king mop head!!! help me!!! appreciated? mos def. |
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![]() livin up to the name. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,594 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,539 ![]() |
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![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
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