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 Jun 8 2005, 02:38 AM
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1) paternity tests
girl : maury i aint 100 percent sure, i aint 200 percent sure, maury im 5000 percent sure! maury: andrew, you are NOT the father. andrew: *starts breakdancing*  2) cheaters & lie detector tests maury: we asked meslissa if she had sex with your best friend.. melissa you answered no .. the lie detector test determined that was a lie.. and more than FIFTY times guy: im through with you... you a bird... you a BIG BIRD... matter fact you is a pteryldactyl!! 3) fat babies not appreciated by me, maybe one of you guys like it.. i just dont like looking at babies that are twins with the michelin man 4) sex loving 11 year olds 11 year old white girl: maury i have sexl ike 20 times a day and i want a baby! *after jail* 11 year old white girl: *crying* sorry mom i didnt mean to disrespect you im so sorry!!! 5) secret crushes its okay 6) hidden cameras sorta lame but cheaters is funny 7) and lastly, makeovers guy: maury my wife used to be the bomb, but know i call her buckweed.. she looks like a f**king mop head!!! help me!!! appreciated? mos def. |
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Jun 8 2005, 07:32 AM
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I love the trashy 11 year olds that brag about many men they had sex with and how they make moeny off of grown men without seeing anything wrong with it.
Then here comes a big, belligerent black guy in army fatigues that ain't tryin to hear it. Within minutes, the trashy girl(s) is(are) crying and not wanting to go. When they come back, they're singing a different tune. |
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basick the official maury povich show appreciation post Jun 8 2005, 02:38 AM
ItzOnlySydney i loved the ones where they have the tragedy survi... Jun 8 2005, 02:42 AM
basick QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Jun 7 2005, 11:42 PM)i ... Jun 8 2005, 02:46 AM
mipadi QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Jun 8 2005, 3:42 AM)i l... Jun 8 2005, 07:11 AM mzkandi QUOTE(basick @ Jun 8 2005, 3:38 AM)1) paterni... Jun 8 2005, 03:50 AM vampireduster the drag queen beauty pagent ones are the best Jun 8 2005, 09:13 AM mickybeans QUOTE1) paternity tests
girl : maury i aint 100 pe... Jun 8 2005, 10:40 AM lost [child] Im so sick of the
WHOMYBABYDADDY shows.
Thats al... Jun 8 2005, 11:21 AM BrandonSaunders QUOTE(lost [child] @ Jun 8 2005, 10:... Jun 8 2005, 11:26 AM nightmare4taki QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jun 8 2005, 10:26 AM)... Jun 8 2005, 03:15 PM Kathleen QUOTEDoes that actually happen on Maury Povich? If... Jun 8 2005, 11:29 AM Frankie <3 the maury povich show! Jun 8 2005, 12:51 PM not_your_average LOL, I saw an episode noe time, the paternity test... Jun 8 2005, 01:01 PM miss barnes i f**king LOVE maury!!!!! Jun 8 2005, 03:03 PM FreeStickers QUOTE(basick @ Jun 8 2005, 3:38 AM)1) paterni... Jun 8 2005, 03:07 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Omfg. Yes. The "Am I a Boy or Girl" one ... Jun 8 2005, 04:22 PM nightmare4taki QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Jun 8 2005, 3:22 PM)Omf... Jun 8 2005, 04:32 PM bab3egurl8o5 QUOTE4) sex loving 11 year olds
11 year old white ... Jun 8 2005, 05:57 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 The paternity test ones are always cool to watch. ... Jun 8 2005, 06:12 PM MetalChick77 I love the ones that are like "My teen is out... Jun 8 2005, 06:13 PM basick yo, it isnt even the 11 year old sluts anymore... ... Jun 9 2005, 12:45 AM sharerol LMAO. Hahaha...I didn't know you watched Maur... Jun 9 2005, 12:51 AM barelyy_coherent It cracks me up, but I can't watch more than a... Jun 9 2005, 01:13 AM RHyse I enjoyed watching it then it got kind of boring w... Jun 9 2005, 09:32 AM lilliannnn i heart maury! and now that school's out i... Jun 9 2005, 10:44 AM |
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