The Male Submission Options

[fameONE]

Keep driving but look up in your CrackedRearView mirror (sorry, just wanted to pun) and notice how the 1950s are quickly fading to black. Soon, the decade of 'The American Way' (for white america, of course) and its chauvinisitc ways will be a thing of little rememberance.... and how glad we should all be because of this.

With times a changin' I've been witness to a growing epidimic; a woman with so much control that she ceases to be feminine. Oh, you know the girl. Its that 'smart' girl in your English, Eco or Civics class who attributes every fcukup in American history to the male ego. Or, even worse, you've dated this girl. Sure, she may be moderately attractive and chocked full of intelligence, but she's more or less hairy and she tries to analyze your sex life way too much.

Now, this girl (metaphysical, of course) has becoming a moving spirit as contagious as tuberculosis and almost every girl I know has reached a level of feminism that is matched with a religious fanatic with a car bomb. And you know what, guys? We're being walked all over.

Jerks deserve to be manhandled (or womanhandled) and disrespected but its gotten to the point where every male on the planet seeking a serious relationship in a somewhat casual dating atmosphere is falling victim to this girl; who is now wearing your size 34s. Have you noticed that girls are beginning to use 'a man's repsect for a woman' in a manipulative manner? They know we won't say certain things, or do certain things, so what do they do? They milk us for all we're worth.

Guys are continually labelled 'idiots' or 'morons' because this self-imposed feminist fanatic has intellectually deemed herself superior to the male psyche. We give up things that we care about, sacrifice a love for sports and fine automobile engineering just to watch a sappy chickflick, or, even worse, a LIFETIME movie. What is supposed to be a 50/50 relationship becomes 90/10 and we (guys) are on the short end.

What do we do? Politely stand up for ourselves. Drink your beer, play your videogames, watch your violent movies and then treat her like a queen. If you sacrifice your dignity just to keep a nice girl turned psychodike, then you lose and you're just another statistic in The Male Submission.

Just a random thought. Hell, it beats a topic entitled, "When will my second testicle descend?"

The Don.

[*Azarel*]

Perhaps this should be in writing instead. Good stuff though; although you seemingly start out acknowledging that not all women are the sort, the piece seems to begin to direct itself more toward women in general.

But it's definitely true, to some degree.