Favorite Hip-Hop Lines Options

[Smoke360]

What are your favorite lines in rap? I'm talkin' like punchlines or just great concepts.. or great multi-syllabic rhyming..

The one in my sig, below the banner is from Canibus.. it's genius..

"I'm not the one you should be underestimatin
Come test ya fate'n I guarantee I'll be under investigation" - Big Pun (Multi-Syllabic)

"Got enough bread
Ask Beavis, I get nothin' But-Head" - Big L (Punchline)

I'll think of some more later.. I juss woke up though..

But drop your favorite lines!!

[*CrackedRearView*]

Don't nobody wanna deal with a nigga that got it together for real and even think his own thoughts//
Everybody wanna do what everybody else doin' -- the copycat is what they been taught//
I'ma get in the brain of the lame I contain pain and I'ma give it to the rap game//
The way you're doin' in the way you're pursuin' it you're gonna ruin the feelin' it's a Goddamn shame//
Are you ready for the real? Here we go now..//
Most on the radio can't flow now..//
Everyday I gotta cut the radio down..//
Sound like another Pac or an O-town..//
You can't have a contest or a showdown//
When two cats got the same kinda flow sound..//]

- Tech N9ne, Industry is Punks.

This next one I've gotta post the whole song because it's so damn good...



[Eminem]
To all my fans, keepin y'all in health//
Let's tell this Whitey Ford to go f**k himself//
Cause it's cruel when you cause a bad heart condition'//
Which I create, cause that's my mission//
So listen close, to what we say//
Because this type of f@g claims to never be gay, I..//


.. knew you was jealous from the day that I met you//
I upset you, cause I get respect I pet you//
I'm even liked better by your niece and nephew//
And now you hate Fred because Lethal left you//
Peckerwood mad cause his record went 'wood'//
No respect in the hood, fled to his neck of the woods//
Got in touch with his roots, found the redneck in his blood/
and said, "Heck, country western rap records are good!!"//
So he picks the guitar up and he strums a few notes//
He can't rap, or sing, but he wants to do both//
Puts an album out and rules for part of the year//
then Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit come from out of nowhere//
It's the start of an era, rock rap's harder this year//
No one's tryin to hear some f**kin old fart in a chair//
sittin on stage, strummin acoustic guitar in your ear//
So you start to get scared, sit back and spark an idea//
Figure you can diss me to jump start your career//
I punch you in your f**kin' chest 'til your heart kicks in gear//
And f**k your underground buddy's nameless crew//
Like I'ma say their names so they can be famous, too?//

[Chorus 2X: Eminem *singing*]

You just a.. quitter, and you bitter cause I came along//
and the days of House of Pain are gone//
And if you talk about my little girl in a song again//
I'ma kill you (I'ma kill you)//

[Eminem]

Yo.. heart attack to stroke from the crack you smoke//
to the rap you wrote, your f**kin answer back's a joke//
And I'ma tell these motherf**kin fans the truth//
The reason why you dissed me first and I answered you//
You said I passed you in a lobby and I glanced at you//
like I ain't notice you? B*TCH, I had a show to do!//
Like I'm supposed to be star-struck, come over to you//
You better shut your f**kin mouth while you 0-for-2//
Back in ninety-four Limp opened the show for you//
Rocked the crowd better and stole the whole show from you//
Took your motherf**kin DJ and stole him, too//
So you fall in a slump and get all emotional//
So now you sing and mix slang with blues and pluck strings//
Confused as f**k cause now your music sucks d*ck//
Mr. Mr. Ass Kisser to get accepted in rap//
quicker but never last, and Everlast is a..//

[Chorus]

Aight listen (look)//
So this is what we ask of our fans//
If you ever see Everlast, WHOOP HIS ASS//
Hit him with sticks, bricks, rocks, throw sh*t at him//
Kick him, spit on him, treat him like a hoe, b*tch-slap him//
Do it for me, do it for Fred, do it for Limp//
Do it for Rock, do it for rap, do it for Kid//
Do it for Ice-T, do it just to do it, f*ck it//
He's a b*tch, he ain't gon' hit you back, he's nothin!//
Sh*t in five years we'll all be "Eating at Whitey's"//
And he'll be bussin tables in that b*tch, cleanin the toilets//
Hey yo.. f*ck this, cut this shit off//

{*music stops*}

Hey yo Head, that's why I f**ked your mother you fat motherf**ker!

{*beat changes to 2Pac's "Hit 'Em Up"*}

Kill Whitey! - Hahaha//
Kill Whitey! - Detroit! What? What?//
Kill Whitey! - .. yo, yo//
Kill Whitey! - Haha! Look//

First off, f**k your songs and the sh*t you say//
Diss my wife, but at least I got a b*tch, you gay//
You claim to be a Muslim but you Irish White//
So f**k you fat boy, drop the mic, let's fight//
Plus I punch you in the chest, weak hearts I rip//
Whitey Ford, forty and white, lethargic ass d**khead//
I keep 'em comin while you runnin out of breath//
Steady duckin while I'm punchin at your chest, you need to rest//
Dilated, go ask your people how I leave ya//
with your three CD's, nobody sees, when they released//
Evidence, don't f**k around with real MC's//
who ain't ready for no underground beef, so f**k geeks//
I let you f*ggots know it's on for life//
but Everlast might die tonight, haha//
Fat boy murdered on wax and killed//
F**k with me and take a heart pill, you know!//

[Chorus: Eminem]
Grab 380's when you see Slim Shady//
Call the doctor to heal your heart//
They shocked you back to life at the clinic//
but you 'bout to get relapsed any minute//
Honkey, I hit 'em up!//

Hahaha, yo check this out..
You f*ggots ain't even on my level..
I'ma let D-12 ride on you bitch-made ass f*ggots!

[Kon Artis]
Yo! Get out the way yo, get out the way yo//
Whitey Ford's heart just stopped//
Eminem shocked him back, he had another heart attack//
Whitey Ford's gettin his ass floored for talkin back//
Little f*ggot Hamburgular, I show you where the burgers are//
At your own restaraunt, while I'm servin ya//
Drop and stomp your whole heart 'til it stops//
Call the cops, I'ma beat your ass while they watch//

[Kuniva]
Ha ha, now we got the whole industry makin fun of you Erik//
Where's your House of Pain now? There's only one of you Erik//
You a petty coward, you ain't ready to steady go a round//
with some killers from 7 Mile to the motherf**kin Belle Isle Bridge//

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Got in his ass and now this f*ggot wanna mention me still//
this ain't no freestyle battle Everlast gettin killed//
with his chest open//
Tryin to throw a f**kin punch, but you just chokin//
Havin a stroke and now you learn why crackers never earned a dime//
cause you SUCK motherf**ker you should learn to rhyme//
Talkin 'bout you packin pistols but it's funny to me//
You ain't never been in trouble, you just wanna be me//
I'm a paleface killer whale//
on his way to f**kin prison, pistol whippin tail, ha//
Erik remember when I passed you in the lobby that day?//
That sh*t was obvious you probably was gay, ha//
Now it's all about country, you gave up hip-hop//
Forty-nine thousand copies, the week your sh*t drop//
while my sales makin records break//
Two and a half million scanned by the second week//
Motherf**ker I hit 'em up!//

[Proof]
I'm from Detroit's Pemberton Ave., where bullets tear you in half//
F**k the music, we got an uzi for all you f*gs//
Get the shit out of our stereo, Dilated? you violated..//
Now you 'bout to get annihilated, we gon' bury you//
Iriscience get choked up and yoked up//
All you underground b*tches get your throats cut//

[Swifty]
What the f**k?! Is you stupid?//
I choke Whitey Ford with his f**kin guitar cord//
and stuff him in cardboard, chopped up in a box//
with sixteen parts, I stomped on his heart//
D-12, Amityville, f**k your mother while you watch//
Keep your restaraunt locked and block your door//
Cause we "Hit 'Em Up" like motherf**kin Tupac Shakur//

[Eminem]
You a, "Black Jesus," heart attack seizures//
Too many cheeseburgers McDonald's Big Mac greases//
White devil, washed up honkey//
Mixed up cracker who crossed over to country//

- Eminem and D-12, Quitter.

The last one was an Eminem diss to Everlast and Dilated Peoples, I don't know the whole story except that Everlast said Hailey in one of his songs and has it out for Eminem.

That is definitely one of the best diss songs I've ever seen.