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 May 21 2005, 03:46 PM
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!" EDiT: Found this on a joke site. |
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May 30 2005, 11:14 AM
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LOL! Shame on the Uncle.
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O x LiseE x O Mommy's Ballons May 21 2005, 03:46 PM
v@por ... May 21 2005, 03:52 PM Justingamemaster ahahahahhaahahha i get it! May 21 2005, 03:53 PM O x LiseE x O Lol, I thought it was funny and had to be posted. ... May 21 2005, 03:54 PM ItzOnlySydney hahah ewww!!!! May 22 2005, 03:35 AM xenosaga that's funny...i feel sorry for the dad May 22 2005, 03:55 AM xbr0kensmil3 lmao! haha so dirty.. poor dad May 22 2005, 11:49 AM toyo loco hhahhahaha now thatw as funny poor dad. May 22 2005, 02:25 PM Shortiiex ha..lol poor him May 22 2005, 04:03 PM Shana_Kru dope unutha klassik shit ur on a roll May 23 2005, 11:21 PM electric shock lol, I've heard this before, and it still gets... May 23 2005, 11:27 PM Paradox of Life Clever, but it's absolutely disgusting. May 24 2005, 03:54 PM
alliegrl_x QUOTE(AkaRyux @ May 24 2005, 1:54 PM)Clever, ... May 24 2005, 10:12 PM Spikey i don't get the blowing-up part! May 24 2005, 03:56 PM sweet_devil i'm suprised johnny's parents have stayed ... May 27 2005, 07:07 PM chinesekimchi LMFAO gross but so funny lol May 28 2005, 02:00 PM tootsie_kiddo hahahahhaha
naaaughty naughty May 28 2005, 06:03 PM sk8ter4life750 That is old but still funny as hell. May 29 2005, 12:41 AM FoOd I wonder when Johnny actually lives a normal life? May 30 2005, 01:34 PM WickedDreamer lol, took me a bit but it was funny! May 30 2005, 05:50 PM elmogurly EWWW! gross. poor kid Jul 15 2005, 10:59 PM BrokenDream .. .. EWW! lol Jul 17 2005, 12:30 AM pandamonium AHHAHAHHAHAHA thats soo funny. Jul 17 2005, 12:40 AM |
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