Who writes Jason's Raps, Big Shocker Revealed Options

[iwrite4jason]

Somehow I was surfing the web today when I came across this picture in someone's photobucket. Now I know who is writing his lyrics but im not at subject to give any names, but anyways check this out .........

You wont believe your eyes.

[*nightmare4taki*]

^LOL
Here are the ones I wrote for him

Not copied. I promise. Enjoy..hope i get good remarks this TIME 
KANGSTA! HAHA!!!! HISTORY IN DA MAKIN U MOTHA f**kers!!
I will admit last rap I used a line from Cassidy
Im a hustla so is that any reason for you to start Harassing me
You CB haters can hate but you no its all good
I will hit you so hard you will see more stars than hollywood
Im like a nightmare 4 those who oppose my style
Give you the Midas touch so call me the Golden Child
Just call me trident because your girl can chew on this
Do you like death and make you cease to exist
Its me people I stand tall and stand firm
And do you like voters and eliminate you like a president going for his second term
Its so FUN with those who I STUN
Because they say I suck and im DONE but yet continue to RESPOND
NOPE! Im superb and bring fire like a gun
My flow is so spectacular like a taser that it will leave you stunned
So im going to continue to just do it like NIKE
Those who say they hate me know they really LIKE ME
Its me Jason I got it locked MOS DEF
And if you don’t feel this then you ain’t feeling yourself

Haha yo angie
Im RUTHLESS and your flow is USELESS sh*t//
The TRUTH IS you can USE THIS advice to your benifit//
FLIPPING and RIPPING you while you fall and trip//
I can make you bleed like a blood, and crippled like a crip//
You trying to MOVE ME an PROVE ME wrong//
To bad I have to EMBARRASS and HARASS you on the same song//
Im LOVING everything I do while Im OVEN cooking you//
Stomp you like a insect at the bottom of my shoe//
Look people no copy and PASTE//
Give this girl a bad TASTE and put her to WASTE//
I practically own every season//
Call me the cops because I beat you for no reason//
You cant MOVE ME im like a MOVIE film//
Your girlfriends like “WHOSE HE, I think I like him”//

INTERFERENCE for my CLEARANCE is not allowed//
If you don’t get to MOVING while Im GROVING than your going to get plowed//
Your flow is fundamental and basic//
That why Im going to call you GTA because your about to get wasted//
Your nothing but CHICKEN~FEED, smoke ya like a pound of WEED, So you want be able to grow your SEED//
My flow is MAJOR~LEAGUE ,you can watch the PLAYER~LEAD, and MC SLAY~YOUR BREED//
This will make you MOVE~IT, Drive you like BUIK, while your saying DO~IT to me//
Get in FRONT~OF~ME, and try to STUNT~ON~ME, I will kill you before you can put a HUNT~ON~ME//
Your not my HOMIE ,so what the f*ck you want FROM~ME, you must want me to f*ck with your CHI and ENERGY//
Got this rap LOCKED like a GLOCK with the gun COCKED//
My rap is like a mixture of ROCK and HIP HOP//
Put you on HOLD, lets all ROCK~AND~ROLL while this Girlie gets TOLD//
Your selling your SOUL, Im taking CONTROL and leave you out to dry because your ICE~COLD//
Im to MUCH, Im like Omarion’s TOUCH, all the ladies want to grip my CLUTCH//
I come through it the CLUTCH, got the Balls and the NUTS, making entrances that rivals Starskey and HUTCH//

Your MINE while I GRIND, and finish you in one LINE//
If you were a clock you wouldn’t be able to tell the TIME//
CLOCK~YOU, SHOCK~YOU, and KNOCK~YOU all around//
STOP~YOU, then POP~YOU, and let you know what’s going down//
No one more TIGHTER as I shine BRIGHTER and Burn like a Cigarette LIGHTER,
You SUFFER because Im more TUFFER as I punch you like street FIGHTER
Hot DAM, you wanna JAM, well here I AM,
Hemi like a dodge RAM, with power like Jean Claude Van DAM//
ISOMETRIC, im so ELECTRIC that you really gotta RESPECT~IT//
Put it TOGETHER no matter the WEATHER and stay well CON~NECTED//
Got them saying WHY~ME//
If YOU wanna mess more, FIGHT ME//
TRY~ME, and I will have you hooked to a IV//
It’s the LYRICAL MIRACLE on this thing once again//
I BEGIN and END all this nonsense with my 100 GRAND//
Wanksta, never, Baby Im the real deal//
By the time Im twenty im going to be sitting on a mill-//
-ion BUCKS and my TUX will equal big BUCKS//
All SHUCKS, you better DUCK, because I will hit you like a hockey PUCK//
Under~STAND, I am the MAN with the master PLAN//
KNIFE in my right, with your LIFE in my other HAND//

From the rich and the POOR, to the soft and HARDCORE//
The ladies always want me on the DANCE FLOOR//
These girls always tell me “TEASE~ME and PLEASE ~ME” //
I have to tell them “girls please take it EASY”//
Im like Webster’s DICTION~ARY, its so SCARY, now whose the girl im going to MARRY//
So ROWDY, HOs CROWD~ME and tell me they can be my Halle BERRY//
So smooth WITH~IT, as I SPIT~IT so these other suckers can GET~IT and Understanded//
So highly DEMANDED, you cant STAND~IT, when I invade your territory and take over you land//
Yes Im BACK, I will ATTACK, those who don’t acknowledge the FACTS/
My flow is PURE, I will ENDURE, and shoot em like im T MAC// <-----------Tracy Mcgrady
For what its WORTH, Since my BIRTH I’ve been on this EARTH//
You got the nerve to try to STAGGER my SWAGGER and take over my TURF//
It isn’t going to HAPPEN, while Im RAPPING and doing my thing//
Do this with PASSION, while peoples CLASHING with the king//
You try PREVENTION and INTERVENTION to try to calm me down//
My flow has to many EXTENSIONS and DIMENSIONS for you to hold me down//
I make THE whole fans go crazy outside of the city and town//

This is what he enters in the rap/songwriting contest

1)

I guess Im McDonalds now so Im supersized
Im the Big Mac for these girls with shakes but no fries
Im like a happy meal because I always come with a prize
I make your pupils get big because you cant believe you eyes
Your Fate is so tragic So Do you believe in MAGIC
Because I spit ACID and Im more colossal than the JURASSIC
Its JASON the one REPLACING every one with a my ghetto sermon
Im hard to figure out and the flow is hared to decipher and determine
You want Beef? Because I got some meat for you girl
Bring my Magic stick and make you sick of diamonds and pearls
My flow is more complex than aliens having sex
Girls ride me like six flags and then I say whose next
Jason is DRILLING and KILLING everything from the floor to the CEILING
IM ON FIRE! Someone call the Fire Marshall and lets exit the BUILDING
So I know the rest of CB is going to hate
So Im going to do you like the service before the funeral Just you WAIT
2)

So highly educated and so highly underestimated
So Dedicated but never ill fated
Im to much to touch so I cause universal time rifts
Grip the clutch when I crush and make the whole ground shift
Vibrating and quaking to the sound of my speakers
Rock crowds, Rock Shows, with my Swagger and features
Shocking and Knocking everybody around
Stopping and Blocking all shots reassuring they never fall down
So fast when I blast and send you in a tongue twister
Blowing wind and Throwing in more punches than Sonny Lister
Now I swarm and form this proper when I shape this
Im not R. Kelly but I am the world’s Greatest
Go against me you want be safe by the bell like screech
I don’t have to be drammatical , I’ll end it without a verbal speech
Let me get back on track and attack while your still down
Im the Ace not the King so no need for a crown

It seems these BITCHES are getting SUSPICIOUS because my flow pops like SWITCHES//
I'll take you down farther, with some few more PITCHES//
I take your MRS, because she know I got the game sewed up like STITCHES//
My attitude is so VARIOUS you would have thought I was DARIUS miles//
This is FREESTYLE, you know its so WILD, with the information I COMPILE//
Im an Over ACHIEVER, I persevere and ENDEAVOR because my flow is hotter than a FEVER//
Im the oven HEATER, Your girl, I don’t NEED~HER, it doesn’t take much for me to LEAVE~HER //
I got these Hos skinny DIPPIN, bras im RIPPIN, while the beat is never SKIPPIN//
You all must be TRIPPIN, while Im still TIPPIN and throwing up deuces like Scottie PIPPEN//
Hit you like POLO, with a shot like HAN SOLO, but I will Darth Maul~you//
And for those who don’t like me, a hater is what they should Call~you//
It really quiet SIMPLE, Just welcome to my TEMPLE and witness me bust the mic wide open like a PIMPLE//
I do this QUICK and ACCURATE as I move so NIMBLE//
Its no problem for us to go MANO Y MANO//
Because I will play you like Alicia Keys plays the PIANO//
The flow is so FABULOUS that im so HAZARDOUS to your health//
Speakers still BLASTIN, with movments like an ASSASSIN with stealth//
Knock them SILLY ,Pop them like a WILLY, before they can KILL~ME//
The Ice on my wrist makes the room CHILLY so now you gotta FEEL~ME//