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 May 21 2005, 03:49 PM
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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" |
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May 23 2005, 11:31 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
lol.. another dirty joke about johnny, eh? :P
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O x LiseE x O Johnny wants a BiKE! May 21 2005, 03:49 PM
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this is dirty
[edit] heh I didn't read th... May 21 2005, 03:51 PM O x LiseE x O Lol, it's okay. Are we not allowed to have dir... May 21 2005, 03:53 PM Shortiiex ha..lol...little johnny ain't so little May 22 2005, 04:07 PM toyo loco hahahahah i agree with ^ he isn`t soo little a... May 22 2005, 04:28 PM cocoalightning27 rofl this is funny........ May 22 2005, 05:04 PM alliegrl_x lol oh lil johnny jokes May 22 2005, 09:17 PM
O x LiseE x O QUOTE(alliegrl_x @ May 22 2005, 10:17 PM)lol ... May 23 2005, 08:28 AM Levy2k6 all i know is if I were to tell that joke.. i... May 23 2005, 09:57 PM aera hahaha... how inappropiate but funny. May 23 2005, 10:01 PM Babiexdreamerz Little Johnny jokes are funny but dirty. Haha May 23 2005, 10:11 PM Shana_Kru nah m8 that was a good 1 Klassik May 23 2005, 11:14 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx (ideas) May 23 2005, 11:16 PM aznxdreamer aw man..that is so frickin dirty! haha. that m... May 25 2005, 05:03 PM mona lisa Haha. Ew. Cute joke. May 26 2005, 03:36 PM xbr0kensmil3 johnny jokes are the best! May 26 2005, 06:29 PM sweet_devil dirty......but funny... May 27 2005, 06:52 PM tootsie_kiddo hahahaha, smart thinking johnny lol. maybe it... May 28 2005, 06:04 PM jooleeah Hahaha, what if that actually happened?! That... May 28 2005, 09:46 PM |
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