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No bathroom breaks, Lol, good one, not dirty.. |
May 21 2005, 03:55 PM
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One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no.
Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom."She said "no not with that mouth."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's.frontwords and backwords He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z" Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a" Then she said "Where is the p." Lil Johny said "Running down my leg." |
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May 23 2005, 11:29 PM
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lol.
that p thing for people who have to go piss really badly still is around. |
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O x LiseE x O No bathroom breaks May 21 2005, 03:55 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine Lmfao. Teachers these days.. May 21 2005, 05:33 PM
emazing I've heard of this joke before, except it... May 21 2005, 11:46 PM
Lightner lmao thatsfunny!! wheres the p? running do... May 22 2005, 01:20 AM
ItzOnlySydney my grandfather told me this joke years ago May 22 2005, 03:31 AM
xenosaga that's funny. the joke is ok. May 22 2005, 04:00 AM
xbr0kensmil3 heard it before but it's still kinda funny May 22 2005, 11:55 AM
jnukes are you obsessed with tha name Johnny .. ? .. lol ... May 22 2005, 12:18 PM
d0nchikit0 It's corny to me.. I didn't get why the te... May 22 2005, 12:22 PM
Szeh It's okay i could already see what the conflic... May 22 2005, 01:54 PM
O x LiseE x O QUOTE(JAMx33 @ May 22 2005, 2:54 PM)It's ... May 23 2005, 08:30 AM
toyo loco it was kinda funny May 22 2005, 02:12 PM
Shana_Kru lmao yeah my dad told me that wen i was lil May 23 2005, 11:18 PM
sweet_devil my friend told me that joke before...it was funny ... May 27 2005, 06:43 PM
mona lisa Haha, cute joke. May 28 2005, 10:15 PM![]() ![]() |