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 May 23 2005, 08:38 AM
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Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` room.
Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up! |
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May 23 2005, 11:06 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
ouch. owned.
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O x LiseE x O Johnny walks in the bedroom <:O May 23 2005, 08:38 AM
Ladii_em Lmao. I feel so bad for the mother. Men.....lol. May 23 2005, 09:01 AM gladz612 haha heard this one before.. May 23 2005, 09:04 AM kill me please lol. dang thats wrong haha May 23 2005, 11:14 AM speight89 sweet joke May 23 2005, 11:24 AM Fallen_Fairy lol May 23 2005, 11:04 PM anqie bauaha. johhny. May 23 2005, 11:05 PM Babiexdreamerz Johnny is a very curious little guy isn't he. ... May 23 2005, 11:10 PM electric shock rofl. another johnny joke. haha, but that got me... May 23 2005, 11:38 PM xbr0kensmil3 haha johny and his dirty jokes lol May 24 2005, 05:25 AM yanners pwned. poor mother. May 25 2005, 09:15 AM aznxdreamer HJAHA! wow..i feel sorry for the mom. finding ... May 25 2005, 05:04 PM mona lisa Haha. Good one. Nice little Johnny. May 26 2005, 03:34 PM sweet_devil lol......poor mom....smart johnny... May 27 2005, 06:48 PM literemix24 LOL, i gotta admit, that was amusing. May 28 2005, 12:12 AM tootsie_kiddo hahaha. poor mom May 28 2005, 06:03 PM chaneun Haha, what if that actually worked? May 28 2005, 07:10 PM sharerol Oh wow. Haha. I feel sorry for the mom. But yea... May 28 2005, 08:14 PM jooleeah Hahaha, wow. I feel bad for the mother. May 28 2005, 09:44 PM toyo loco hahaha that lil johnny May 28 2005, 10:10 PM [[AnGeLiC]] Haha... Poor mother... Pwned. May 29 2005, 03:47 PM Szeh Im reading plenty of cheating jokes today. May 30 2005, 11:16 AM
FoOd Ha ha, thats sad! May 30 2005, 01:32 PM |
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