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 May 18 2004, 12:33 PM
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say ur favorite pick up lines. mine is "do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by u again?"
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May 16 2005, 11:49 PM
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 HI IM aLLi =] Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,012 |
-Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
-My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours? -Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!? -I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you... -The only thing I want between our relationship is latex. -I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? -Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. -Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons. -Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look! -Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out? -Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars? -It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean. -I can read palms. (write your # on their hand) OOh it says your gonna call me soon! -Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you? -Q: "May I have the directions to your heart?" A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd. -He: Your body is like a temple... She: Sorry, there are no services today. -Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? A: Yeah, but this time don't stop! -He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator. -Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here. A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then! - He: So, baby, your place or mine? She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine! - |
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immersion31 pick-up lines May 18 2004, 12:33 PM
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i don... Apr 27 2005, 12:42 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii "I'm lost, can you take me home with you?... Apr 28 2005, 01:23 PM pandamonium If you were a boogey i'd pick you.
my love fo... Apr 28 2005, 03:31 PM cHuNsAbAbIe012 all the ones i know have already been said. Apr 29 2005, 03:20 PM ROARxD im not sure; i dont think i haeva pick up line Apr 29 2005, 05:28 PM syaoronsangel My favorite is:
I'm a fermata, hold me.
Of ... May 10 2005, 12:00 AM iNyCxShoRT I like the one that said "just as i thought m... May 13 2005, 07:41 PM Maestro Are you a movie star? I sure would like to see you... May 13 2005, 08:36 PM sikdragon these are some funny ones i've heard.
my lov... May 15 2005, 07:17 PM rOckThISshYt QUOTE(sikdragon @ May 15 2005, 8:17 PM)these ... May 15 2005, 07:21 PM cupidpearl you look innocent. :) May 15 2005, 08:45 PM hosing Two trains are leaving their stations at the same ... May 16 2005, 02:13 PM Animeloverhk93 "Love is not an emotion its a desicion" ... May 16 2005, 09:50 PM rOckThISshYt QUOTE(MzShortieAlli @ May 17 2005, 12:49 AM)-... May 17 2005, 11:42 AM |
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