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 May 18 2004, 12:33 PM
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say ur favorite pick up lines. mine is "do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by u again?"
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May 15 2005, 07:17 PM
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 Bardic Nation Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,059 |
these are some funny ones i've heard.
my love for you is like diarhea i just cant hold it in. hey hey hey, is that mirror in your pocket? why? cuz i can see myself in your pants. STOP DROP AND ROLL, cuz baby you're on fire. If you were the new hamburger at mcdonalds you'd be called the mcgorgeous you must be jamaican? cuz ja makin me crazy if i said you had a great body, would you.... take off your pants and dance around i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer. your eyes are even bluer, than the water in my toilet. if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? i dont have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out? you're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. i like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt. i bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms your face is real symmetrical and your nostrils are so nice, i wish i was cross eyed girl, so i could see you twice baby, you smell like fritos, that's why im givin you this hungry stare has anyone ever told you, you've got yugoslavian hands? i hope im not being forward, do you mind if i chew on your butt? my lips are registered weapons, can i invade your personal space? how'd you get through security? cuz baby you're the bomb. anti-pick-up lines: you're absolutely perfect, dont speak now, you might spoil it you must've fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face. |
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May 15 2005, 07:21 PM
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 Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
QUOTE(sikdragon @ May 15 2005, 8:17 PM) these are some funny ones i've heard. my love for you is like diarhea i just cant hold it in. hey hey hey, is that mirror in your pocket? why? cuz i can see myself in your pants. STOP DROP AND ROLL, cuz baby you're on fire. If you were the new hamburger at mcdonalds you'd be called the mcgorgeous you must be jamaican? cuz ja makin me crazy if i said you had a great body, would you.... take off your pants and dance around i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer. your eyes are even bluer, than the water in my toilet. if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? i dont have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out? you're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. i like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt. i bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms your face is real symmetrical and your nostrils are so nice, i wish i was cross eyed girl, so i could see you twice baby, you smell like fritos, that's why im givin you this hungry stare has anyone ever told you, you've got yugoslavian hands? i hope im not being forward, do you mind if i chew on your butt? my lips are registered weapons, can i invade your personal space? how'd you get through security? cuz baby you're the bomb. anti-pick-up lines: you're absolutely perfect, dont speak now, you might spoil it you must've fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.  *laugh my ass off!!* That shit was good! |
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