pick-up lines Options

[immersion31]

say ur favorite pick up lines. mine is "do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by u again?"

[sikdragon]

these are some funny ones i've heard.


my love for you is like diarhea i just cant hold it in.

hey hey hey, is that mirror in your pocket?
why?
cuz i can see myself in your pants.

STOP DROP AND ROLL, cuz baby you're on fire.

If you were the new hamburger at mcdonalds you'd be called the mcgorgeous

you must be jamaican?
cuz ja makin me crazy

if i said you had a great body, would you.... take off your pants and dance around

i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer.

your eyes are even bluer, than the water in my toilet.

if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

i dont have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out?

you're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.

i like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt.

i bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms

your face is real symmetrical and your nostrils are so nice, i wish i was cross eyed girl, so i could see you twice

baby, you smell like fritos, that's why im givin you this hungry stare

has anyone ever told you, you've got yugoslavian hands?

i hope im not being forward, do you mind if i chew on your butt?

my lips are registered weapons, can i invade your personal space?

how'd you get through security?
cuz baby you're the bomb.

anti-pick-up lines:
you're absolutely perfect, dont speak now, you might spoil it

you must've fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.