fights, fighters, not lovers |
fights, fighters, not lovers |
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I know everyone has a fight story. I'm interested to see why other people fight and how serious the fight was. Personally, I don't fight unless I feel obligated to (plus, I spend a lot of time at the gym
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Okay, I've been in quite a lot of fights but I'll tell you about the weirdest one I've ever had.
This guy was talking shit to my friend right, but my friend is sort of passive (as opposed to my aggressive, football mentality) so he didn't do much except say ''F*ck off'' and such. So I took things into my own hands. So I sort of said that if he said one more thing then I'd you know, beat him down. Well see this guy outweighed me by about 30 pounds and 3 inches taller, so he takes the beating offer not really knowing that I'm slightly insane... Anyway the guy runs at me like a dickhead, so I grabbed him by the throat lifted him OFF the ground and sort of did a choke slam into the basketball court floor we were on. I figured that was enough to let him know that he'd lost so I began to walk away. ''You...P**sy..'' comes him while he's on the floor, so i jump on and lay about 10 punches into his face and ribs, then start walkin away again...i'm walking AWAY and I feel this sudden sharp pain in the back of my head...the bastard threw his SHOE at my head! So I rush over and beat him over the head with his shoe then take his clothes and throw them away...by this time, he's up again so naturally I beat him to the floor with a few well places hooks. ''...P**sy..'' ''Holy shit, are you serious?'' *beats more* *walks away looking cool, until tackled and tazered by campus cop* |
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