Wal-Mart Options

[llpurpleskyll]

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking
>their sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.
>
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>intervals.
>
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
>rooms.
>
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
>'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
>
>
> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
>away.
>
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
>shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the
>bedding department.
>
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
>'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, &and
>pick your nose.
>
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
>if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
>
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible theme.
>
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
>different size funnels.
>
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
>fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And;
>last, but not least!)
>
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[rx_azngirl]

HAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY!