fights, fighters, not lovers Options

[fameONE]

I know everyone has a fight story. I'm interested to see why other people fight and how serious the fight was. Personally, I don't fight unless I feel obligated to (plus, I spend a lot of time at the gym ). But I know everyone has a story or 10 about crackin' a head or two.

Funny stories are more than welcome too.

I wonder how long we can keep this thread going.

[*suddenly she*]

short, sweet, and sharp.

so there's this obscenely overweight guy who rides my bus who thinks he's so cool and gangster and skater-y. i don't know how that works. and he thinks he owns the world. so i was in the back of the bus as usual, and he comes up to me and tells me "get out of my seat or i'll beat the sh*t out of me," and then called me a bunch of unnecessary names. i said, "no thanks." so then he drew back his fist and hesitated.

dumb eff.

so i grabbed his wrist, and bloodied his jaw. and he started crying.

the end. i know you all are proud of me.

[maia_dc]

short, sweet, and sharp.

so there's this obscenely overweight guy who rides my bus who thinks he's so cool and gangster and skater-y. i don't know how that works. and he thinks he owns the world. so i was in the back of the bus as usual, and he comes up to me and tells me "get out of my seat or i'll beat the sh*t out of me," and then called me a bunch of unnecessary names. i said, "no thanks." so then he drew back his fist and hesitated.

dumb eff.

so i grabbed his wrist, and bloodied his jaw. and he started crying.

the end. i know you all are proud of me. 

Ahaha, that's hot. <33

Anyway, yesterday I was walking down the stairs when these two litte sixth graders are smacking the shit out of eachother and screaming. So then the teacher runs in to pull one of them back, but she still screaming and then she smacks the teacher, and runs up to the girl and pushes her against the wall and starts grabbing her by the hair.
Then everyone was holding her back and stuff but it was sooo funny...