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1. Men are like.........Laxatives.........They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like.........Bananas.........The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like.........Weather.........Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like.........Blenders.........You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like.........Chocolate Bars.........Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like.........Commercials.........You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like.........Department Stores.........Their clothes are ˝ off. 8. Men are like.........Government Bonds.........They take soooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like.........Mascara.........They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like.........Popcorn.........They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like.........Snowstorms.........You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like.........Lava Lamps.........Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like.........Parking Spots.......All the goods ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |
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May 11 2005, 09:10 PM
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lol,this one made me laugh-11
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azndreamer men May 11 2005, 06:42 PM
crazybabii412 QUOTE(azndreamer @ May 11 2005, 6:42 PM)13. M... May 11 2005, 07:36 PM ROARxD real true May 11 2005, 07:47 PM Ladii_em rofl....funny......and so true. May 11 2005, 08:14 PM xd0rkette hahah yup. oh so very true. May 11 2005, 08:27 PM x3__iGiVEup ahahaha, i didnt get the first one though May 11 2005, 09:03 PM ocpimple lol, 5 and 11 are the funniest to me May 11 2005, 09:08 PM separatewings LOL!! This cracking me up! And it is S... May 11 2005, 09:12 PM FoOd Oh my...
Ha ha, thats funny! May 11 2005, 09:26 PM KERP1UNK haha!!! thats so funny! XD May 13 2005, 06:48 PM iNyCxShoRT Ahaha that is so true. May 13 2005, 07:13 PM pinayprincess QUOTE6. Men are like.........Commercials.........Y... May 13 2005, 09:52 PM weirdness 12. Men are like.........Lava Lamps.........Fun to... May 14 2005, 07:08 PM sandy_lumpy_shore OOO I HAVE A NEW ONE
men are like...chocalate or ... May 15 2005, 04:38 PM (^_^) They made me smile May 15 2005, 04:42 PM hosing there has to be a girl version... May 16 2005, 02:09 PM
azndreamer QUOTE(hosing @ May 16 2005, 2:09 PM)there has... May 17 2005, 05:45 PM WinterNights2 burn in hell. May 17 2005, 03:55 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b the one about them being snowstorms was good. i li... May 17 2005, 08:26 PM sumipark funny. sort of true for some.. May 27 2005, 06:11 PM sweet_devil rofl...haha...sooooo true!... May 27 2005, 06:16 PM |
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