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The Perfect Girl..., Describe her...
LQ_Darksoul
post Apr 16 2004, 12:35 AM
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I wrote this in the girls topic...Figured I'd share since I know some of you don't go into the girls locker......then you guys can post your perfect girls... Desciptive as possible...



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Posted: Apr 16 2004, 12:29 AM LQ_Darksoul
The thing is...You guys really aren't desriptive enough...

dream girl:

Like cereal any time of the day...
Plays video games...Poorly...
Loves sports... Sucks at all of them..
thinks biting is fun for all occasions..
talks endlessly about something completely pointless...And then just giggles when I point out she's been talking about something stupid for almost an hour..
Loves to cuddle up on the couch...Watch movies...or the fire..
Doesn't watch too much Tv...except the OC...
will watch any movie with me...Even if she's seen it 21412342432 times and hates it more every time...
Loves to eat ihop/denny's at midnight...
Stays awake long enough to go 2am bowling with me on friday nights..
enjoys trading out massages...Give a little get a little...give a lot...get a lot..
Will hang out with me and my friends no matter how loud we quack at the mall...
has to be one of the first ones to jump on the fake canoe we pretend those weird things are at the mall... Doesn't mind looking retarded doing it either!
Never says another guy is hot...Unless I also agree...
Understands that just becausE I think a guy is a good lookin fella...I'm not a flamer..
Needs a smile to brighten up my days...
Will argue with me...Even if she knows she's wrong...
Understands that I will never ever lose an arguement... My logic will go on forever...Even if I have to make stuff up.
Has to love being picked up, tossed around, and bottom slapped from time to time...Playfulness is sexy...
Has to wrestle with me...
Loves animals...
Has to be shorter than me...at least 5 inches...
Will watch those stupid animes with me..no matter how childish they might be..
Loves to look at beautiful art...Loves to make things...And call them beautiful...even if they look like it came out of a camels butt.
Needs to be sweet... The kind of person who will stop traffic if theres an animal in the middle of the road.. And take care of her big strong man when he's acting like a baby cuz he has the flu...
Loves to shop... Understands that her boyfriend would rather be anywhere else...but thinks it's cute that he still stands there and pretends that he's happy about the new pink skirt...
Has goals...dreams... Wants to make something out of herself..Even if it is a 10 year kinda goal.
Loves sex...I'm a satyriast. She should probably be a nympho or a horny ass woman..
If theres a room full of hot guys...She needs to be looking at me...And me only..
Can't say no to me feeding her...even if she's had way to much to eat already..."Oh you just must have some of this cheesecake!"
Likes to dance....Even if she has no rythm...Understands all her boyfriend can do is slowdance...
Has to like spicy food.. Cuz I put fire pepper in everything...
Needs to love me...And say it...At least once a day...Just so I won't forget...


This is the perfect woman... Doesn't mean the perfect woman for me has to have all these qualities..But a few of them would be nice...
So...Now that you have a better understanding of how to describe them...Your turn.
 
 
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Fireshrieker
post Apr 21 2004, 03:02 PM
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QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Apr 16 2004, 8:17 PM)
- Knows how to clean up after herself. ( no one likes a dirty girl )

who says no one likes a dirty gurl?? blink.gif
 

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LQ_Darksoul   The Perfect Girl...   Apr 16 2004, 12:35 AM
LQ_Darksoul   I'm disapointed...No responses yet??   Apr 16 2004, 11:02 AM
AlwayzADreamur   lol yeah my perfect girl would be almost like your...   Apr 16 2004, 01:18 PM
cleec   i started this toPic in the girls locker! woo ...   Apr 16 2004, 02:18 PM
alfskater   The perfect girl? Uh, can we just post a picture? ...   Apr 16 2004, 02:50 PM
hybrid   QUOTE(alfskater @ Apr 16 2004, 3:50 PM)The pe...   Apr 16 2004, 04:22 PM
CEP   - Fun to talk to - Can take a joke - Won't tri...   Apr 16 2004, 07:17 PM
xjjajeengx   lq_darksoul, please do not double post. i've s...   Apr 16 2004, 07:22 PM
malenky_koshka   QUOTEWill hang out with me and my friends no matte...   Apr 16 2004, 09:25 PM
LQ_Darksoul   Oh yes..Hardcore double posting..What...2 differen...   Apr 17 2004, 12:00 AM
xjjajeengx   Actually, you double post alot on the forums. Go a...   Apr 17 2004, 12:42 AM
mznina   QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Apr 16 2004, 12:35 AM)I w...   Apr 17 2004, 06:36 PM
immersion31   my girlfriend is the pefect girl   Apr 17 2004, 06:37 PM
mznina   QUOTE(immersion31 @ Apr 17 2004, 6:37 PM)my g...   Apr 17 2004, 06:41 PM
dani41790   QUOTE(immersion31 @ Apr 17 2004, 1:37 PM)my g...   Apr 17 2004, 06:46 PM
tophwhat   the perfect girl loves xbox, sex, filibertos and m...   Apr 17 2004, 11:30 PM
Split One   the perfect girl who ....is really sexy....unique...   Apr 17 2004, 11:47 PM
stryker76   hmmmm my perfect girl.....hmmmmm Not to dependent...   Apr 18 2004, 12:41 AM
MeLaNiE_lUvZ_OrLaNdO   QUOTE(immersion31 @ Apr 17 2004, 6:37 PM)my g...   Apr 18 2004, 02:29 PM
RPS13T   Mine would be just like me   Apr 18 2004, 02:58 PM
mznina   u sed has to be shorter than u..well ur 6'5..t...   Apr 21 2004, 12:01 PM
F_L_I_P   mine would be short cute and chinese   Apr 21 2004, 12:46 PM
Fireshrieker   QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Apr 16 2004, 8:17 PM)...   Apr 21 2004, 03:02 PM
Mireh   QUOTE(Fireshrieker @ Apr 21 2004, 3:02 PM)who...   Apr 21 2004, 03:55 PM


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