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My daddy licks lightbulbs, a bit (a teeny tiny bit)of a sick joke..
J-sin
post May 4 2005, 03:21 PM
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Little Johnny goes to school one day. When the teacher asks the class to say something about someone who can do amazing/extraordinary things, little Johnny jumps up and goes to the front of the class.

"My daddy licks lightbulbs," he announced!

"How do you know that?" his teacher asked

"Well, I heard him telling mommy 'Turn off the lights and I'll lick that thing."
 
 
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post May 6 2005, 06:33 AM
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uhmm what is "that thing"? laugh.gif i dont find it funny.... LOL....
just kidding....
 

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J-sin   My daddy licks lightbulbs   May 4 2005, 03:21 PM
clarissa   ewwww >_<   May 4 2005, 05:16 PM
ROARxD   NASTYYY   May 4 2005, 05:40 PM
cutelilmonkie930   eww...   May 4 2005, 05:42 PM
pinkd0tcom   HAHA. That's hilarious. L0VE it.. lick that th...   May 4 2005, 05:46 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lmao! it's nasty but also funny.   May 4 2005, 07:44 PM
FoOd   Ha ha!!   May 4 2005, 08:18 PM
wind&fire   its not funny.. its just... ewwww   May 4 2005, 08:51 PM
Chaos13   very disgusting.   May 4 2005, 08:59 PM
brand0n   lol   May 4 2005, 11:59 PM
Stuckie   Its a toss up between nasty and funny   May 5 2005, 08:23 AM
supersuperidiot   yuck I'd choose licking lightbulbs rather t...   May 5 2005, 12:27 PM
x_angawhomps   Haha poor kids.   May 6 2005, 01:53 AM
belg   uhmm what is "that thing"? i dont fin...   May 6 2005, 06:33 AM
Szeh   Guys stop the spamming!!! But I got to...   May 6 2005, 03:27 PM
videogamsta   haha that was a good joke made me laugh for a whil...   May 6 2005, 07:16 PM
KERP1UNK   OK, thats just wrong..   May 6 2005, 07:22 PM
sikdragon   ha ha ha lol... that's funny   May 17 2005, 07:23 AM
MR2_Ricky   haha thats funny, poor kid when he finds out what ...   May 17 2005, 02:50 PM
sk8ter4life750   Haha.   May 29 2005, 12:47 AM
anqie   ahhah he's so cool.   May 29 2005, 12:55 AM
sweet_devil   ...sick...but also rofl...   May 30 2005, 03:40 AM
Spiritual Winged Aura   HAHAAHAHHAAHHA, BULB ! LMAO. GREAT JOB, MAN.   May 30 2005, 05:26 AM
random person   lmao... very funny... but ewww....   May 30 2005, 06:11 AM
Shortiiex   woah...little little little Johnny   Jun 1 2005, 07:37 PM
ItzOnlySydney   lmao ewww!   Jun 1 2005, 07:42 PM
weebekahng   ummm... that's kinda sick... lol   Jun 1 2005, 08:23 PM


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