My Friend pay my Girlfriend to give me a..., hardon |
 Mar 24 2005, 02:05 PM
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My Friend pay my Girlfriend to give me a hardon. It was a bet... (crazy friend... he got this 7th Grader to put his hand out the window on a rainy day for 2 minutes and then put it on his balls...oww....). It felt good and weird at the same time. My (crazy, evil) friend told her to do it under 3 minutes for 5 bucks. I didn't mind. She first gave me a leg dance (don't ask) and then started to touch my chest. We did it on the sidewalk when we were walking home. I had to hold it for 5 min.
Does anyone else have a crazy bet they did? 
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Apr 29 2005, 01:18 AM
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20 seconds? Divide that by 19, take the square root of it, subtract 1.01E-10, and get rid of any number that arises after that, and that's how long it'd take him to ruin his boxers, pending he ever got around to putting his member where God made it to go.
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Apr 30 2005, 10:50 AM
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QUOTE(CrackedRearView @ Apr 29 2005, 1:18 AM) 20 seconds? Divide that by 19, take the square root of it, subtract 1.01E-10, and get rid of any number that arises after that, and that's how long it'd take him to ruin his boxers, pending he ever got around to putting his member where God made it to go.  Haha, that made me laugh. Hahaha. |
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silentsniper180 My Friend pay my Girlfriend to give me a... Mar 24 2005, 02:05 PM
LQ_Darksoul Just don't post anymore. Mar 24 2005, 02:15 PM
bravodancer04 QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 1:15 PM)Just... Mar 25 2005, 09:13 AM
xMayleex Please done say anything else your making me gag l... Apr 15 2005, 03:51 PM Frankie QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 1:15 PM)Just... Apr 15 2005, 05:51 PM WinterNights2 QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 3:15 PM)Just... Apr 29 2005, 02:47 PM moo. QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 2:15 PM)Just... Apr 29 2005, 09:32 PM XaZnX07 haha thats kinda funnny!
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.:ton... Mar 24 2005, 03:42 PM salcha okay, that was...(pause) interesting
heh, and all... Mar 24 2005, 07:33 PM Cake. I don't get the 7th grader part Mar 24 2005, 07:46 PM teaspoondesigns Wtf, mate? This has nothing to do with anything. G... Mar 24 2005, 08:00 PM HoodieObsessed QUOTE(teaspoondesigns @ Mar 24 2005, 5:00 PM)... Apr 30 2005, 11:39 PM Chii QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 2:15 PM)Just... Mar 24 2005, 08:18 PM teaspoondesigns QUOTE(chii @ Mar 24 2005, 5:18 PM)or maybe i ... Mar 24 2005, 08:31 PM Chii QUOTE(teaspoondesigns @ Mar 24 2005, 8:31 PM)... Mar 24 2005, 09:01 PM Angel_Cece QUOTE(chii @ Mar 24 2005, 8:18 PM)yes please.... Mar 24 2005, 08:37 PM DavidJ2318 QUOTE(chii @ Mar 24 2005, 7:18 PM)
sigh...3 ... Apr 15 2005, 08:14 PM pingpang_0811 QUOTE(chii @ Mar 25 2005, 10:18 AM)
sigh...3... Apr 16 2005, 12:20 AM Fallen_Fairy ok who agrees with me when i say. "no more cr... Mar 24 2005, 08:44 PM Levy2k6 if anything was turning me on, it would have taken... Mar 24 2005, 08:50 PM silentsniper180 GOD Damnit!!! The Time limit was 3 min... Mar 24 2005, 08:56 PM FireArrow LOL, ur friend's weird Mar 24 2005, 08:59 PM teaspoondesigns QUOTE(Fallen_Fairy @ Mar 24 2005, 5:44 PM)ok ... Mar 24 2005, 09:32 PM mishyerr SPAMMMERRRRRRR!!! .. jk =)
.. I don... Mar 24 2005, 09:53 PM yukichan please dont post anymore..thanx..lol..
what u said... Mar 24 2005, 11:58 PM hosing Whats with that 3post in a row crap... That dosent... Mar 25 2005, 12:06 AM Spirited Away teaspoondesigns do not post 4 times in a row. in f... Mar 25 2005, 01:35 AM Chaos13 funny!!
hmmmmmm.........girl chasing me j... Mar 25 2005, 02:03 AM jambaJUICE hahahahahhaha. funny post. and yall are mean. Mar 25 2005, 02:07 AM ItzOnlySydney why is everyone being mean to chii?
liars need lo... Mar 25 2005, 02:11 AM teaspoondesigns QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Mar 24 2005, 11:11 PM)w... Mar 25 2005, 05:45 AM racoons > you well thats just lovely. sidewalk boner. charming Mar 25 2005, 06:04 AM secretXoshadow QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Mar 25 2005, 6:04 A... Mar 25 2005, 01:14 PM crazeegirl411 omgah. You have a weird friend. I won't mind... Mar 25 2005, 06:39 AM Szeh 1) It's called a lapdance.
Wow, you must real... Apr 15 2005, 02:40 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Wait, he PAID your girlfriend? Is your girlfriend ... Apr 15 2005, 03:53 PM Lightner QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Apr 15 2005, 3:53 PM)Wa... Apr 15 2005, 10:05 PM tiffythepoopoo it sounds like you're some 11 year old looking... Apr 15 2005, 04:04 PM EmmalieV ok..weird and uh dirty. Apr 15 2005, 04:16 PM i can break Err....okay... Apr 15 2005, 09:09 PM No1_2_NoBody13 ok...ive done the same to my boifriend but my ques... Apr 15 2005, 10:15 PM Lightner cause she is a hooker (earlier explained) and her ... Apr 15 2005, 10:22 PM Lightner cause she is a hooker (earlier explained) and her ... Apr 15 2005, 10:22 PM Lightner cause she is a hooker (earlier explained) and her ... Apr 15 2005, 10:22 PM Lightner cause she is a hooker (earlier explained) and her ... Apr 15 2005, 10:23 PM YoGrandpaIsFine ^Whoa. Four posts in a row.
Anyways, as I said ea... Apr 15 2005, 10:30 PM Pinoyboi_510 LMAO so effin funny but idotic at the same time... Apr 15 2005, 11:58 PM blah122986 wierd azz bet hahaha....O.o...nope ive done no bet... Apr 18 2005, 06:48 PM eenycee werd. Apr 27 2005, 11:16 AM EmmalieV ^stop spamming. Apr 27 2005, 02:49 PM rememberme QUOTE(silentsniper180 @ Mar 24 2005, 2:05 PM)... Apr 27 2005, 03:18 PM vampireduster wow thats all i gotta say. crazy kids these days Apr 27 2005, 03:47 PM soulless727 purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06) Apr 27 2005, 07:20 PM hardbodyactiv this thread is fukken hilarious...specially ... Apr 27 2005, 07:39 PM someflipguy I actually read all the posts. Just to see how ma... Apr 29 2005, 07:11 AM wayne i dont get it... your a 7th grader, you stuck your... Apr 29 2005, 03:46 PM Ralph501 That's quite hilarious. xD Apr 30 2005, 06:19 PM Shortiiex woah....all she has to do is show her breast and p... Apr 30 2005, 11:32 PM dELiRiOUS8o8 for some reason that seems hilarious! ahahaha ... May 1 2005, 01:29 AM pinyoboy whatthehell? XDD n then you boned her walking home... May 10 2005, 12:38 PM AngelicEyz00 WTF ROFLMAO... oh my god... you had sex on the si... May 10 2005, 01:34 PM xquizit Hmmmm.... why are you middle schoolers so friggin ... May 10 2005, 02:13 PM sk8ter4life750 QUOTEJust don't post anymore.
And 3 minutes?... May 13 2005, 10:20 PM krn_kiddo254 hey i get hard looking at import cars May 14 2005, 12:35 AM nightmare4taki QUOTE(krn_kiddo254 @ May 13 2005, 11:35 PM)he... May 14 2005, 11:32 AM hosing QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ May 14 2005, 11:32 AM)... May 14 2005, 11:35 AM ikn0w ur m0m when i was in middle skewl i was good.
i didnt do ... May 14 2005, 09:07 AM mona lisa This is the saddest story I have ever heard. May 14 2005, 10:35 AM xtremeliquid Why aren't you posting anymore? May 15 2005, 02:20 AM magnificentmike that's cool, go have yourself a cookie. May 15 2005, 02:24 AM |
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