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 Feb 12 2005, 10:19 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you!  Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674  |
NOTE: If you are against blonde jokes, I'll apologize ahead of time. We're just doing this for good wholesome fun. I don't mean to offend anyone. Don't ruin the fun, maybe laugh along. Here are a few blonde jokes.
A blonde was hanging by her stomach and man walks by and asks, "What are you doing?" The blonde replies, "I'm trying to hang myself." "Well, if you want to hang yourself, tie the rope around your neck," he suggested. "No, I tried that and I couldn't breathe." A blonde went to a ventriliquism show. The ventriliquist was making the puppet tell blonde jokes. The blonde was offended so she went up to the man and said, "Stop telling blonde jokes! It's mean and unfair!" So the man said, "Oh, I'm sorry." The blonde looked confused and shook her head, "Oh not you, I was talking to your friend." Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Donut seeds! Normal jokes: There was a man visiting his girlfriend's parents. After dinner, he had so much gas, but didn't want to fart because he would make a bad impression. He decided to help clean the dishes to impress them. Their dog was right behind him. He came up with an idea: I'll just fart and blame it on the dog. So he farted. "Butch!" He farted again. "Butch!" He thought it was going well so he farted everything out. "BUTCH! GET OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THAT MAN POOPS ON YOU!" Q: How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 5. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 4 to sing about how much they missed the last one. Lawyer joke: There was one priest, one farmer, and one lawyer. Their car broke down in the middle of the road, but they were close enough to walk to the farmer's house to spend the night. There were 2 rooms in the house and only 1 person could be in each room. One person had to sleep in the barn with the animals. "I'll go. After all, I'm used to the animals on the farm," said the farmer. So the lawyer and the priest slept in the rooms inside. An hour later, the farmer came back to the house and complained that there was a cow that wouldn't stop mooing and he couldn't go to sleep. The priest decided to switch place, "After all, they are all God's creatures and we must live in harmony with them." So off he went and the farmer and the lawyer slept in the house. An hour later, the priest came back to the house and told them, "The cow must've been in great pain and I couldn't bear to see or hear it suffering." So the lawyer decided it was his turn to go the barn. So off he went. An hour later, there was the cow. Well, that's it. I have a lot more, but these were just the jokes that were on my mind. |
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Apr 29 2005, 02:06 PM
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 Disgrace to the asian race Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,080 |
 rofl. That's funny.
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Paradox of Life A blonde was hanging by her stomach... Feb 12 2005, 10:19 PM
sweetdreamsx3 The first two are funny. Lol Feb 12 2005, 10:22 PM lilphoenix i like the 1st 4. Feb 12 2005, 10:26 PM MusicManiac009 Haha, I like the first ones a lot better... but th... Feb 12 2005, 11:55 PM Wishful_Dream i only like the first one.. the rest were okay. =) Feb 13 2005, 06:36 AM SMUSHiENESS lols, i liked the donut seeds ones. hehe... donut ... Feb 13 2005, 09:33 AM bab3egurl8o5 haha i like the 5th one Mar 15 2005, 08:34 PM xbr0kensmil3 wow gotta love the blonde jokes Mar 15 2005, 09:14 PM Nicolatofu haha i didn't get the last one... there was a ... Mar 15 2005, 09:28 PM
FoOd QUOTE(XKali_chik_4_lifeX @ Mar 15 2005, 7:28 ... Mar 15 2005, 10:07 PM
sweet_devil funny...took me forever to get the last one... May 27 2005, 07:14 PM iced__cappucino lmao the donut seed one was amusing. =D Mar 17 2005, 05:39 PM miszSERENiTY Haha, I liked the Butch one lol.. Mar 17 2005, 08:34 PM teeners__15 QUOTELawyer joke:
There was one priest, one farmer... Mar 17 2005, 10:38 PM chaneun i dont get the last one Mar 19 2005, 06:31 PM learninghowtofall hahaha they're all funny. Mar 20 2005, 01:15 AM Levy2k6 some of those are classics... lol.
ah, there grea... Mar 20 2005, 01:19 AM ItzOnlySydney those were funny Mar 20 2005, 01:20 AM xd0rkette haha those are funny; but what does the last one m... Mar 20 2005, 01:33 AM toyo loco hahahahah the first one is the best Mar 20 2005, 03:57 AM cHuNsAbAbIe012 lol! i like the first ones the best Mar 20 2005, 03:48 PM fairyprincess_009 haha! all are funny! but i d0nt get that ... Mar 21 2005, 05:11 AM lilxroxy i like all of it except the last one. i didn`t... Mar 21 2005, 07:21 AM yanners i dont get the last one Mar 21 2005, 08:55 AM mai_z I def. don't understand the last one Mar 21 2005, 04:33 PM goofipinay erm...
i think the lawyer sent the cow there so it... Mar 21 2005, 04:54 PM mipadi QUOTE(goofipinay @ Mar 21 2005, 5:54 PM)erm..... Jul 16 2005, 02:57 PM pinayprincess QUOTEA blonde was hanging by her stomach and man w... Mar 21 2005, 09:16 PM Anime_Otaku Everything was funni...juz didn't get the last... Mar 23 2005, 04:30 AM lawmaniac_98 lolz..i like the last one...ocnsidering i'm a ... Mar 23 2005, 07:23 AM salcha QUOTE(lawmaniac_98 @ Mar 23 2005, 7:23 AM)lol... Mar 24 2005, 12:07 AM lawmaniac_98 QUOTE(wonders79 @ Mar 24 2005, 2:07 PM)care t... Mar 24 2005, 06:34 AM ermfermoo QUOTE(lawmaniac_98 @ Mar 24 2005, 6:34 AM)Wel... Apr 29 2005, 02:14 PM Paradox of Life QUOTE(lawmaniac_98 @ Mar 24 2005, 5:34 AM)Wel... May 12 2005, 09:50 PM mzteriouzme007 i dont' get the lasst Mar 23 2005, 11:23 PM CUTEBUNNY160 lol funny. but i didnt get the last one Mar 24 2005, 12:01 AM anqie haha.. like everyone else.. thought all of them we... Mar 24 2005, 12:10 AM surfhottieoffcoast I MADE UP THE DOUGHNUT SEEDS! Apr 6 2005, 09:55 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii lmao-funny jokes
but i still don't get the las... Apr 7 2005, 06:39 PM iNyCxShoRT LOL the first two were good, i don`t get the l... Apr 29 2005, 01:45 PM ROARxD the only one i actually got was the one with the d... Apr 29 2005, 02:00 PM cHuNsAbAbIe012 this is pretty old..i think i read it bfore... Apr 29 2005, 02:54 PM tmauze i like all of them! i'm a blonde too...and... May 12 2005, 09:58 PM kill me please those are good. i finally get the last one lol May 13 2005, 10:37 AM mona lisa The first few are nice. I've heard the last on... May 28 2005, 10:18 PM elmogurly i liked the blonde jokes.. Jul 15 2005, 11:05 PM SillyCourtney For the last joke.. the cow got annoyed by the law... Jul 16 2005, 10:07 PM caligurl94 haha! the first one was funny! no offense ... Jul 17 2005, 02:15 AM hall0w haha dese are funny Jul 17 2005, 12:11 PM Bobblehead425 haha!!!! i love em all but i dont ... Jul 17 2005, 05:28 PM mipadi QUOTE(Bobblehead425 @ Jul 17 2005, 6:28 PM)ha... Jul 18 2005, 10:11 AM mipadi QUOTE(mipadi @ Jul 18 2005, 10:11 AM)A handy ... Dec 3 2005, 10:31 AM [x]Mari[x] I liked the 2nd one! >D Jul 17 2005, 05:35 PM lilxroxy someone explain the last one? Dec 1 2005, 04:34 AM |
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