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 Apr 27 2005, 08:43 PM
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Found this on my friends xanga...hope this hasn't been posted before
Only in America... 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. |
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Apr 29 2005, 08:47 AM
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haha that is true though
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cocoalightning27 Only In America Apr 27 2005, 08:43 PM
Nicolatofu haha how ironic! I actually don't think i... Apr 27 2005, 08:49 PM FoOd Ha ha, thats funny. Apr 27 2005, 09:20 PM EXPLO5ION QUOTE9. Only in America......do we use the word ... Apr 27 2005, 09:25 PM hiromi QUOTE10. Only in America......do they have drive-u... Apr 27 2005, 10:25 PM clarissa haha, funny. i also heard about one how only in am... Apr 27 2005, 11:03 PM iliang86 when i first saw this i thought it was the picture... Apr 28 2005, 04:07 AM gladz612 hahahahhahaha this is funny.. but i've got one... Apr 28 2005, 04:37 AM ..:loveee.NuTTii ^I guess I'm not Australian. Apr 28 2005, 12:33 PM toodlepops. Hah, funniiieeeeee
I'm not American, though Apr 29 2005, 06:05 AM x3__iGiVEup hahaha, i read this awhile ago =) still funny thou... Apr 29 2005, 09:42 AM iNyCxShoRT ahaha wow i never knew that:
4. Only in America...... Apr 29 2005, 01:41 PM ROARxD i like the one where only in america; hot dog buns... Apr 29 2005, 05:47 PM bunny--bunny Lol! That's funny. I needed to laugh, tha... May 1 2005, 11:42 AM pingpang_0811 4. Only in America......do people order double che... May 1 2005, 02:29 PM angel_revelation lolz thats soooo true! i also like the one th... May 14 2005, 12:21 AM
saysaydaplay QUOTE10. Only in America......do they have drive-u... May 14 2005, 01:35 PM |
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