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 Apr 28 2005, 11:46 PM
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 reluctantly gazing  Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,555  |
Sorry if you guys don't find this funny, but it made me smile the first time I read it.
------------------------------------------ A man is walking on a beach and finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The Genie says, "Alright, I'll grant you three wishes. But remember, I'm a lawyer's Genie. Whatever you wish for, lawyers get double." The man thinks for a moment. "Okay, I want a ten million bucks." The Genie reminds him, "Alright, but lawyers will get twenty million." And poof, ten million bucks appear. The man thinks again. "I want a Ferrari." The Genie says, "Okay, but remember that lawyers will get two Ferraris." A Ferrari appears before the man. "This is your last wish. Lawyers get double, remember," says the Genie. The man thinks hard for a few minutes. "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney." |
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Apr 29 2005, 06:00 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
I've read something similar like this except it wasabout a man a nd a woman.
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x LUV x ALWAYS x Lawyer Joke Apr 28 2005, 11:46 PM
FoOd There was something like this, except instead of k... Apr 28 2005, 11:52 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii That's one stupid guy... Apr 29 2005, 08:53 AM ermfermoo Haha, I liked that one. Apr 29 2005, 08:55 AM iNyCxShoRT ahaha that one made me smile xD<3 nice one ahah... Apr 29 2005, 09:27 AM x3__iGiVEup i dont get it; someone explain? Apr 29 2005, 09:38 AM ROARxD LOLSS. i get it; Apr 29 2005, 05:18 PM dahding lol. that made me smile. Apr 30 2005, 08:24 AM yanners i don't get it either. Apr 30 2005, 10:09 AM ITSBONKERS i think the other version is better. Apr 30 2005, 03:09 PM
x LUV x ALWAYS x i've never read another version. is that the o... May 1 2005, 10:53 PM |
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