Why its good to be a Man Options

[stryker76]

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

[angel-roh]

dayum...lols seems like this poem is...sayin' "whew im glad im not a woman...cus all girls go in such a difficulty problems like pms" hAHAHAhAhAHaHAhAhA...lols... newais... um... did u make this? haha if u did..seems like u dont care about girls-_-;; seems like u are the type who likes to watch sport day and night and not think abot girls...aww haha yeah and hahaha jackie post is funny^^;; lols newais the quote that she has... yeah i feel bad for guys...cus wen dey hab dicks...and they get kicked...it hurts like pain~ hahaahahaa...

-im lucky that ima girl (not a poem...lols)-

guys jus sit and watch sports day and night.....(like u)
guys are stupid sometimes...

hahaha i hab no clue wat im talkin' abot too HAHAHAHAA ok im stupid too...-_-;; haha